Guild Wars 2

How else can you explain his incredible ability to be in two different sections of Lion’s Arch at the same time?

One’s CAPTAIN Evon Gnashblade, the other is Evon Gnashblade, different’ people, duh

Lies! This is truly a mesmer conspiracy!

Or maybe he has an evil twin.

OR TIME PARADOX! HE IS FROM THE FUTURE’S PAST!

yolo swaggins.2570:

Or maybe he has an evil twin.

OR TIME PARADOX! HE IS FROM THE FUTURE’S PAST!

Does one have a creepy goatee?

Jerus.4350:

yolo swaggins.2570:

Or maybe he has an evil twin.

OR TIME PARADOX! HE IS FROM THE FUTURE’S PAST!

Does one have a creepy goatee?

They both have full body goatees.

Silly Anet. You weren’t supposed to reveal E yet.

The whole dialogue scene in Fort Mariner is weird. The way the conversation goes, it seems like the people are supposed to be moving around during certain parts of the conversation instead of all being planted there in one place. Like, when the woman complains to Magnus, it seems like she should walk up, complain, and then walk away before Kiel asks “who was that”, since “was” implies she’s not there any more.

And I’m sure Evon isn’t supposed to be talking to Hero-Tron about his little spy plan while standing right in front of them, either.

Not sure if its bugged, or something that was changed partway but the dialogue wasn’t altered to reflect the changes (like, they originally were going to have people moving around but decided everyone standing in one place would make it easier to hear or something).

Nova.8021:

Silly Anet. You weren’t supposed to reveal E yet.

Yes they were! They said we’d find out who E was by the end of the season! I haven’t forgotten =(

Evon is the best. He doesn’t always come across as the best thing since sliced bread (which he undoubtedly is), but that’s been his clever masterplan all along.

Even if it doesn’t appear to turn out that way, that’s exactly how he planned it.

:)