Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist
From very early on in the game, I noticed that there are some mighty silly last words spoken by dying enemies. Stuff that’s either patently goofy, or straight out of the Supervillain’s Handbook. Here are some of them:
Bandit:
– You got me!
– Nice one! (My favorite!)
– What have you done?
– I’m dead.
– I’m going to get you!
Centaur:
– More will come… (I hope so! )
– Your victory will be short-lived!
Skritt:
– You’re on your own!
Hylek:
– You win… I die.
– I thought I was winning…
Risen:
– I’m gone
Got any other good ones you’ve come across? (Strangely enough, I haven’t noticed pirates say anything at all. Perhaps they’re a more “serious” bunch.)
When my asura went down she said “I am still smarter than you”
that made me lol
I prefer.. “Haha! You ran from Skritt!!” better than anything.
The Centaurs have some nice lines when they kill you or when you run away from them:
- “You flee so well!”
- “Now you do not offend me!” (when you die)
People are a lot more interesting!
Duo roam with guildie in WvW: “Havn’t ran into anyone for half an hour. I seriously doubt that555566666633333”
Some guy when getting rezzed from downed state: “Mmm, I like it when you rub me like that. Rub a little lower, will ya?” And then left alone to die
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Farmer:“Stop farming me for gold and loot you fools!”
I would put BY OGDEN’S HAMMER WHAT SAVINGS.. Except that just happens randomly in LA, not when you’re fighting someone :c
People are a lot more interesting!
Duo roam with guildie in WvW: “Havn’t ran into anyone for half an hour. I seriously doubt that555566666633333”
Some guy when getting rezzed from downed state: “Mmm, I like it when you rub me like that. Rub a little lower, will ya?” And then left alone to die
Love these, especially the 2nd XD
In dungeon group : “I’ll switch to my ____ (Alt)” – Instance Creator
Charr enemies : “Ouch! That hurt like—- I mean, nice shot.”
GW1 related
“lol im not 1 using an2 int3errupt b1ot”
not funny but I always found the Risen very sad when they say:
the light fades
rest
Don’t mind them. Come with me, we have a priory base of operation setup nearby. (from AC)
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