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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

From very early on in the game, I noticed that there are some mighty silly last words spoken by dying enemies. Stuff that’s either patently goofy, or straight out of the Supervillain’s Handbook. Here are some of them:

Bandit:
– You got me!
– Nice one! (My favorite!)
– What have you done?
– I’m dead.
– I’m going to get you!

Centaur:
– More will come… (I hope so! )
– Your victory will be short-lived!

Skritt:
– You’re on your own!

Hylek:
– You win… I die.
– I thought I was winning…

Risen:
– I’m gone

Got any other good ones you’ve come across? (Strangely enough, I haven’t noticed pirates say anything at all. Perhaps they’re a more “serious” bunch.)

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist

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Posted by: Zavve.8205

Zavve.8205

When my asura went down she said “I am still smarter than you”

that made me lol

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Posted by: Viking Jorun.5413

Viking Jorun.5413

I prefer.. “Haha! You ran from Skritt!!” better than anything.

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

The Centaurs have some nice lines when they kill you or when you run away from them:

- “You flee so well!”
- “Now you do not offend me!” (when you die)

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Posted by: Azunai.5974

Azunai.5974

People are a lot more interesting!

Duo roam with guildie in WvW: “Havn’t ran into anyone for half an hour. I seriously doubt that555566666633333”

Some guy when getting rezzed from downed state: “Mmm, I like it when you rub me like that. Rub a little lower, will ya?” And then left alone to die

Resident deaf elementalist – Tarnished Coast
Everyone needs a little optimism!

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Posted by: xephire.8324

xephire.8324

Farmer:“Stop farming me for gold and loot you fools!”

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Posted by: Seven Star Stalker.1740

Seven Star Stalker.1740

I would put BY OGDEN’S HAMMER WHAT SAVINGS.. Except that just happens randomly in LA, not when you’re fighting someone :c

I ? Karkas.

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Posted by: PCanineBrigade.4916

PCanineBrigade.4916

People are a lot more interesting!

Duo roam with guildie in WvW: “Havn’t ran into anyone for half an hour. I seriously doubt that555566666633333”

Some guy when getting rezzed from downed state: “Mmm, I like it when you rub me like that. Rub a little lower, will ya?” And then left alone to die

Love these, especially the 2nd XD

In dungeon group : “I’ll switch to my ____ (Alt)” – Instance Creator

Charr enemies : “Ouch! That hurt like—- I mean, nice shot.”

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Posted by: kokiman.2364

kokiman.2364

GW1 related

“lol im not 1 using an2 int3errupt b1ot”

GuildWars 2

Currently playing Heart of Thorns.

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Posted by: Morrigan.2809

Morrigan.2809

not funny but I always found the Risen very sad when they say:
the light fades
rest

Gunnar’s Hold

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Posted by: Neve.7134

Neve.7134

Don’t mind them. Come with me, we have a priory base of operation setup nearby. (from AC)