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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

Thank goodness my ears were playing tricks on me! Near the start of the Flying Dolyak Race, I kept hearing an NPC shouting “That’s pubic hair!” I knew that couldn’t be right! I finally staked out the area for awhile until I heard it again and could read the speech bubble. It turns out that the armor repair NPC is saying “Fast shoe repair!”

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist

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Posted by: Blude.6812

Blude.6812

And I always hear the ettins yelling ‘More Beer’.

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

You mean that’s not what they’re saying?

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

What if the speech bubble is incorrect? :o

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Posted by: Hamfast.8719

Hamfast.8719

I’m just glad it turned out to be the armor repair guy selling his services, and not someone who found something floating in his soup.

Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm all day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life.
– Unknown Fire Elementalist

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

I’d say this is more a case of “That’s YOUR mind at work, not mine.”

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Posted by: GuzziHero.2467

GuzziHero.2467

I love the vendor shouting “Sweets for the sweet tooth!”. Nice WH40k reference right there

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Posted by: cardsharp.7218

cardsharp.7218

Thank you Hamfast! It is both a pleasure and a privilege to know that at least one other person out there heard the exact same thing! I’m enjoying the festival but this little gem stood out as I can’t seem to recall repair merchants ever talking about their trade.

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

And I always hear the ettins yelling ‘More Beer’.

To which my warrior replies, “FOUR GRAPE JUICES!”

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Posted by: Organization Sekhen.2481

Organization Sekhen.2481

I love the vendor shouting “Sweets for the sweet tooth!”. Nice WH40k reference right there

Sweets for the sweet tooth
Cake for the cake throne
Let the calories BURN!!!!

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Posted by: notebene.3190

notebene.3190

For the panini!

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Posted by: Guhracie.3419

Guhracie.3419

I just heard Taimi say “To fizz in your nose!” But I swear the voice actor said “To blood in your eyes!” WT actual F?

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-Mike O’Brien
Because we can’t be angry about both?

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Posted by: Aidan Savage.2078

Aidan Savage.2078

I just heard Taimi say “To fizz in your nose!” But I swear the voice actor said “To blood in your eyes!” WT actual F?

Anet troll level: 9001.

Makes me wonder what else was tampered with.