Guild Wars 2

Scarlet’s final ultimate weapon you mean

emikochan.8504:

Scarlet’s final ultimate weapon you mean

Manure bombs?

… New WvW siege weapon? AERIAL BOMBARDMENT INCOMING!!! MAN THE… OH GOD IT’S EVERYWHERE.

Followed by Anti-siege umbrellas and Beef-Seeker short-range surface-to-air missile batteries.

Its APPA!

VOLKON.1290:

Followed by Anti-siege umbrellas and Beef-Seeker short-range surface-to-air missile batteries.

More reasons to keep slapping those yaks

Flying Yaks might redeem Scarlet slightly… But only slightly.

Mother of Yak…asura are testing out their new jetpacks on poor dolyaks! think of all the failed attempts and all the dolyaks that died as a result! D’:
lol

CMstorm.8679:

Mother of Yak…asura are testing out their new jetpacks on poor dolyaks! think of all the failed attempts and all the dolyaks that died as a result! D’:
lol

This is from Scarlett’s Lair.

Lets hope they are powered by ugly wool socks, hats and sweaters.

Buy your perma-anti-Dolyak-artillery boots at the gem store today. Only 800 gems to ensure your steps are sure!

Reverence.6915:

… New WvW siege weapon? AERIAL BOMBARDMENT INCOMING!!! MAN THE… OH GOD IT’S EVERYWHERE.

Clearly, it’s a new gathering item that’ll be added to the gem store!

Doly Grow – 800 gems each
Your own infinite dolyak crop duster and fertilizer in one!
Use on target cooking ingredient node to guarantee five successful gathers.
24h cooldown

BOMBS AWAY!

PS – This’d be my new favorite thing in the whole game. The animation possibilities would be well worth the 800 gems.

maybe its a new pvp finisher 8D

EVERYBODY CALM DOWN!

It’s the new profession.
You just caught a glimpse of one of the elite abilities, Yak-Flight (untraited so no jet yet … Asura on it).

Nothing to see here. Move along.

kyubi.3620:

maybe its a new pvp finisher 8D

That would be a great finisher having a flying dolyak fly from the air and land in an explosion on the person you downed.

Why do you think the Charr have been experimenting with surface-to-air bovid technology?

It’s to help alleviate the burden on the mail carrier pigeons, they’ve been under quite a strain with all the extra activity. The Fed-Ex of Tyria’s mail system if you will.

perilisk.1874:

Why do you think the Charr have been experimenting with surface-to-air bovid technology?

Can confirm.

It’s an upgrade from the cow cannon, and they’re self-guided.

I knew that cattlepult was rigged. I want my money back!

I do wonder what Nicholas Sanford would have though of this idea.