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Posted by: TChalla.7146

TChalla.7146

Just a little fun with something I thought about.

Has anyone noticed that the Guild Wars 2 forums have the same classes that you find in game?

Forum Warrior: These are the people that will defend their position emphatically, even when nobody else is even interested anymore. They will bunker down in a topic and sit for an hour, telling everyone why their opinion is the best.

Forum Guardian: These are the ones similar to the warrior, but spend more time defending Guild Wars 2 than they do themselves.

Forum Thief: The poster that puts in a single witty (at least in their mind) comment and then disappear. Sometime later, they may pop back in, but it’s only briefly.

Forum Engineer: Those that will take part of what a few other posters have already said and spin it in such a way that it becomes something totally different, can be explosive, but in most situations is useless.

Forum Necromancer: These are either the posters that resurrect old and well-dead topics or bring up old ideas that have been rehashed over and over again.

Forum Elementalist: These are the ones that explode into a topic right away, and if the other posters haven’t moved on after that, this person does. All burst… no substance.

Forum Mesmer: These are the posters that say the same thing over and over again, basically cloning their original comments excessively, usually prefaced by “My point still stands.” (I’m guilty as charged on this one.)

Forum Ranger: Usually contributes nothing to a topic, but fights like hell to prove they are important.

DISCLAIMER: This is just a bit of fun. Take it at that.

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Posted by: Mimizu.7340

Mimizu.7340

genius <3.

i think i might be dual-classed.

perhaps thief/ranger.

Mimizu Heavy Industries [Doll] – Underworld

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Posted by: Morrigan.2809

Morrigan.2809

lol
I would love to know which class I am.

Edit: Guardian/Mesmer!

Gunnar’s Hold

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

I’m definitely a thief/ranger myself. Lol

Maybe a little warrior in there too.

[ARES]
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.

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Posted by: Aeonblade.8709

Aeonblade.8709

Haha, good post. I’d be a Warrior/Mesmer mix it would seem.

Anarai Aeonblade [GASM] – Guardian – DB
RIP my fair Engi and Ranger, you will be missed.

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Posted by: TChalla.7146

TChalla.7146

Haha, good post. I’d be a Warrior/Mesmer mix it would seem.

I think I fall into the Warrior/Mesmer class combo myself. The two classes have forum synergy I think.

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Posted by: Jaysin X.6740

Jaysin X.6740

I have nothing to contribute, but I’m Important!!!

Amidoinitrite?

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

Haha, good post. I’d be a Warrior/Mesmer mix it would seem.

I think I fall into the Warrior/Mesmer class combo myself. The two classes have forum synergy I think.

I agree.

#WarriorMesmerStillMeta

Lol

[ARES]
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.

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Posted by: zenleto.6179

zenleto.6179

Doh! A bit of thief, a bit of ranger. Occasionally some ele. Triple multiclass for the win…or possibly lose. I can’t decide.

This could be made into one of those silly Facebook “What blahblah are you?” quizzes.

Fire up the Hyperbowl ma, we’re going to town!

Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?

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Posted by: TChalla.7146

TChalla.7146

I had contemplated purposely leaving the Ranger off the list and wait for someone to reply that I’d left it off, just so I could say:

“What?!?! There’s a ranger class?!?!”

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Posted by: zenleto.6179

zenleto.6179

I had contemplated purposely leaving the Ranger off the list and wait for someone to reply that I’d left it off, just so I could say:

“What?!?! There’s a ranger class?!?!”

But then the thread would have eventually got merged into the Ranger Hate one and all the fun would have been lost.

Would have been a good stir though.

Fire up the Hyperbowl ma, we’re going to town!

Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?

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Posted by: Iris Ng.9845

Iris Ng.9845

I’m totally a Forum Ele.

“Raids are like fortune cookies. You eat the cookie and then read the paper scraps.”

- doranduck, 2016 on Lore in Raids

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Posted by: LanfearShadowflame.3189

LanfearShadowflame.3189

I fall into every one of those at some point or another. Depends on the mood and the thread.

Don’t look at me like that. Whatever you’ve heard, it’s probably not true.

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Posted by: Elrey.5472

Elrey.5472

i think i am a Warrior/mesmer lmao.

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Posted by: laokoko.7403

laokoko.7403

I was so disappointed GW2 dont’ have hybrid class. But at least I can play a hybrid class on the forum.

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Posted by: Anicetus.1253

Anicetus.1253

Engineer here, my favourite activity is showing how kittened some forum warriors (usually in the guardian sub forum, I’m looking at you, s*l3n7storm) are. All posts usually turn into explosive infractions, usually as long until one of us is banned.

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Posted by: Evalia.7103

Evalia.7103

I’m a Guardior with a slight touch of Mesmer :P

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Posted by: Tman.6349

Tman.6349

I’m a Thief and that’s all I need to….

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Posted by: Jahroots.6791

Jahroots.6791

Then there’s the forum Quaggans who babble incoherently, but are just so darn cute.

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Posted by: kokiman.2364

kokiman.2364

Forum Ranger: Usually contributes nothing to a topic, but fights like hell to prove they are important.

DISCLAIMER: This is just a bit of fun. Take it at that.

Made me chuckle

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Posted by: FearedbytheGods.8617

FearedbytheGods.8617

<3

Ranger: These posters don’t like to get in the middle of the argument. Usually stands back from the center of it and throw in a few mild observations. When serious will quote others and send those ideas in front to face tank others.

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Posted by: Trashman.8596

Trashman.8596

Forum Thief. All day, every day, like a backstab.

Venkas
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A Commander sometimes

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Posted by: Yargesh.4965

Yargesh.4965

Thief.
That needs to type more than 15 characters.

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Posted by: Korossive.7085

Korossive.7085

There are no classes! YOU’RE WRONG AND I’LL PROVE IT ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

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Posted by: Lilith Ajit.6173

Lilith Ajit.6173

There are no classes! YOU’RE WRONG AND I’LL PROVE IT ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

cues hundred blades xD

[ARES]
And all who stood by and did nothing, who are they to criticize the sacrifices of others?
Our blood has bought their lives.

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Posted by: StinVec.3621

StinVec.3621

Thief.
That needs to type more than 15 characters.

Spaces count as characters…stealthed characters.

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Posted by: Yargesh.4965

Yargesh.4965

There are no classes! YOU’RE WRONG AND I’LL PROVE IT ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

+1, you need to start off by writing WRONG, though. Otherwise perfect.

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Posted by: Seras.5702

Seras.5702

+1 brilliant

My own deluded self-assurance is preventing me from classifying myself as one of those classes. Which means I’ve probably given all the evidence needed for an objective 3rd party to classify me.

…sits on stool….waits expectantly for sorting hat to make decision…

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Posted by: zenleto.6179

zenleto.6179

You look a little on the thiefly side to me, Seras.

Fire up the Hyperbowl ma, we’re going to town!

Would you like some hard cheeze with your sad whine?

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Posted by: TChalla.7146

TChalla.7146

Hmmm… I just noticed that nobody claimed to be a forum necromancer in this topic.

Curious… very curious.

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Posted by: Pariah.8506

Pariah.8506

Just a little fun with something I thought about.

Has anyone noticed that the Guild Wars 2 forums have the same classes that you find in game?

Forum Warrior: These are the people that will defend their position emphatically, even when nobody else is even interested anymore. They will bunker down in a topic and sit for an hour, telling everyone why their opinion is the best.

Forum Guardian: These are the ones similar to the warrior, but spend more time defending Guild Wars 2 than they do themselves.

Forum Thief: The poster that puts in a single witty (at least in their mind) comment and then disappear. Sometime later, they may pop back in, but it’s only briefly.

Forum Engineer: Those that will take part of what a few other posters have already said and spin it in such a way that it becomes something totally different, can be explosive, but in most situations is useless.

Forum Necromancer: These are either the posters that resurrect old and well-dead topics or bring up old ideas that have been rehashed over and over again.

Forum Elementalist: These are the ones that explode into a topic right away, and if the other posters haven’t moved on after that, this person does. All burst… no substance.

Forum Mesmer: These are the posters that say the same thing over and over again, basically cloning their original comments excessively, usually prefaced by “My point still stands.” (I’m guilty as charged on this one.)

Forum Ranger: Usually contributes nothing to a topic, but fights like hell to prove they are important.

DISCLAIMER: This is just a bit of fun. Take it at that.

Warrior OP please nerf

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Posted by: Astral Projections.7320

Astral Projections.7320

I was going to make one witty remark and never post here again but unfortunately I can’t think of anything. (Stealths and leaves).

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Posted by: Zacchary.6183

Zacchary.6183

Forum Mesmer: These are the posters that say the same thing over and over again, basically cloning their original comments excessively, usually prefaced by “My point still stands.” (I’m guilty as charged on this one.)

CONFIRMED: Sanduskel mains a mesmer.

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Posted by: Tman.6349

Tman.6349

I was going to make one witty remark and never post here again but unfortunately I can’t think of anything. (Stealths and leaves).

that must’ve been the Ranger’s stealth that you used there…..

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Posted by: Xenon.4537

Xenon.4537

Does this make the mods Forum Commandos and the devs Forum Minstrels?

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Posted by: SpellOfIniquity.1780

SpellOfIniquity.1780

Lol, I liked this as well.
I’d probably be a Thief/Necromancer, Necro in the actual game too :P. I should really learn to stop giving my two cents especially after a subject has long since been over with discussing.

Necromancer, Ranger, Warrior, Engineer
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Posted by: Inculpatus cedo.9234

Inculpatus cedo.9234

The only Necro I see is TChalla. And with his/her own thread!