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I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.
Do you even lift, bro?
Do you even lift, bro?
Freakin' Shoulderpads
Yeah, I think Asuran levitation technology adoption is more insidious than we were first led to believe.
And I know where your username comes from, you filthy monkey.
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B-but they’re Norn Cultural shoulder pads…
Are you suggesting that Asura have infiltrated Norn society and applied their technology on Norn equipment?!
I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.
Do you even lift, bro?
Do you even lift, bro?
Magnets. Don’t ask me how those work, though.
I have also seen that technology used on tuna and sharks. And yes, there were Asura in the area.
Your dude looks like Seth Green’s head was surgically attached to a Grizzly Bear. I’m undecided if that’s cool or not, but I’d bet it’s why his pauldrons are trying to run away from him.
Former Guild Wars 2 fan. RIP, ArenaNet’s integrity.
I think the more important question is : Does it blend?
I have also seen that technology used on tuna and sharks. And yes, there were Asura in the area.
The plot thickens… Did they have laz0r beams on their heads perchance?
I can do thirty Five-Dolyak Arm Curls.
Do you even lift, bro?
Do you even lift, bro?
It may be that your norn is so dangerous that the shoulderpads don’t want to come near him but they are stuck there because he force them to. They simply try to stay at a safe distance without making him mad.
I have also seen that technology used on tuna and sharks. And yes, there were Asura in the area.
The plot thickens… Did they have laz0r beams on their heads perchance?
No visible weapons but I cannot rule out invisible ones. They had the ability to suspend themselves several feet above the water, or even land in the case of the sharks. They also had no need for any air breathing apparatus! Surely the Asura are behind this, but then the Char have some good engineering talent also. Perhaps a conspiracy or even dragon involvement?