Guild Wars 2

Are there super funny NPC names in GW2? Names that don’t take themselves too seriously?

One of the pvp vendors is named Traitor instead of Trader

There is this awesome character named Hero-Tron. He is a golem. He is a hero. But thats another story, the funny name is that his original name was job-o-tron, when he lost his job you could find him in Divinity’s Reach as Hobo-Tron

One-Eyed Bongo, when he still had two eyes.

Khulaid the conquerer, a big red ogre based on the Kool-Aid drink mascot. He even enters the event where you fight him by busting through a wall.

reikken.4961:

One of the pvp vendors is named Traitor instead of Trader

I happened to comment on that trader once during anet twitch stream. Apparently he is named after a dev who went to work on another part of the game.

Well, there is Lexi Price. It does sound like adult-movies-star name to me

Look up Belldron’s Guardholme in Lornars pass. The NPCs there have names that has a pretty clear meaning in a couple of different languages

One of them is called Berusad, which means drunk in Swedish.

The golem OVR-9000

Cecylio.1286:

Well, there is Lexi Price. It does sound like adult-movies-star name to me

Oh yeah, absolutely. I’ve noticed that as well.

How could you miss Explorer Rokk and Scholar Rolla, a couple of asura who are part of an event in Orr? (Hint… Rokk and Rolla…)

KestrelGirl.9267:

How could you miss Explorer Rokk and Scholar Rolla, a couple of asura who are part of an event in Orr? (Hint… Rokk and Rolla…)

There are also Wark and Wode in Blazeridge Steppes.

Winner for the most metal NPC ever:
Talon Killpeace!
With a name like that, you’d expect him to be making widows and infants cry, murderating said widows and infants, and…
…selling booze?
Talon, i am disappoint.

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Talon_Killpeace

Milkshake.4038:

The golem OVR-9000

My favorite as well.

There are several named after developers (or a reference to the dev’s character names) that are neat to run across.