Guild Wars 2

Someone gimme some GW jokes. I’ll start.

Q: What do you call three Sylvari in a hotel room
A: A treesome

how does a dwarf sleep?
LIKE A ROCK

What do you call something that carries something for someone else?

Asura gate

(Say it like asuragate)

:/

What’s a good name for a sylvari deep cover agent?

Metal Gear Salad.

Arale.4207:

What’s a good name for a sylvari deep cover agent?

Metal Gear Salad.

Haha, +1

Wouldn’t that be more like Salad Snake?

DarkWasp.7291:

What do you call something that carries something for someone else?

Asura gate

(Say it like asuragate)

:/

That was a clever play on words, fair play.

A Norn walks out of a bar…

On a separate note, I wonder how Logan Thackery deals with Pokemon trainer battles, given you can’t run?