Guild Wars 2

So, from a guildie:

“Is that a dagger in your pocket, or are you having clipping issues?” ;3

Benie.9312:

Aeolus.3615:

That is a questionable answer.. does Anet uses it?

I don’t get the question. It was just something I thought of with the sound of a Greatsword when one does a killing blow on a mob.

if game was compiled with clang … nervermind the nerd momment..

Hey babe, it must be Wintersday and you must have known I was crafting Kudzu, because you just gave me the http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Gift_of_Wood

The Zaitan Fight

I recently asked a dwarf how he felt about the new Lion’s Arch, and he said “I am not happy”, so I asked him “-Then which one are you?”

I don’t approve of GW2 jokes. I’ve seen too many get implemented.

Most of my humor is observational and role-played so it’s relevant to the situation as it stands. That or I discuss my skritt-jerky recipe. I also try where possible to put the humor into the way I present my characters. For example, one of my characters is a Norn,the son of Gizor Shiftygaze the horse thief, and Gudrin Dredgesplitter the husband-beater! Cousin to Dridke Horseshragger, and descendant of Lentel Frothmouth the unhinged! And with a pedigree like that you just know he is likely to find chewing his way through a wall so much easier than actually climbing over it.

Why did Destiny’s Edge break up originally?

You might say the battle with Kralkatorrik was a considerable "Snaff"u.

Teq’s mama sooooooooo stoopit…I SAID, Teq’s mama sooooooo STOOPIT that when Thackery said, “Look at Horrogos!”, she said, “Goes where?”

Lishtenbird.2814:

What’s Trahearne’s favourite video game?

“Plants vs. Zombies”.

Especially “Plants vs Zombies GW2” (GW 2 = Garden Warfare 2)

How does a Ranger announce their arrival in an open world battle?

"Pet down!"

Why should you never kiss a Quaggan?

Because you can end up catching CoooOOOoooties!

In unranked pvp how can you see how many necros are going to be in the match?

Count the votes for skyhammer.

What does a charr tell the shop assistant when he cannot reach a product?
“Bring this one down!”

And what a human cannibal says before she eats human’s stew?
“People’s combination, i like it!”

What do the Charr call Charr who learned the path of mesmer?
Charrmers.

Someone propably already told this, somewhere else.

I saw this not too long ago…. don’t know who to give the original credit to.. but I figured you might get a chuckle.

what do you call a necromancer who goes shadow refuge? incog-necro

Are you a pre event baby because you make my shadow behemoth rise from the underworld.

missflick.9456:

Are you a pre event, baby? Because you make my shadow behemoth rise from the underworld.

I need an adult…
;n;

Really though, I giggled.

Traherne…

THAT’S THE JOKE!

Three Ascalonian fighters walk through a bar.