GOLEM V GOLEMING IS TRULY TRULY OUTRAGEOUS!
Ahem…you’ll have to excuse me of that anger outburst but I must admit this golem v golem is quite a travesty. The issues and imbalances are severe and can create a gaming environment that minimizes fun and maximizes abuse let me start off by naming a few of the inconveniences that coexist with this agonizing experience.
1. The RC golem controllers are filthy! Very often during my playtime would I be forced to lay my arms on the disgusting leftovers from a sloppy Asura’s lunch not to mention the buttons are so degraded from grime that they refuse to operate or even when they do they are stuck down covered in the disgusting grease that is so prevalent on such “high value” machines.
2. The games are coded and maintained poorly often causing the golems to stop working in mid game or simply go out and die due to poor programming from the overall skritt brained idiot who developed such machines.
3. The balance issues are enormous the game is all based off the first move first hit unfortunately the game is all based off the orders of players often leaving the second player at a huge disadvantage and the only possible “redemption” for such a deficit is the randomly spawning elemental weapons that appear on the field. At first this seems like a good idea allowing the players to have a chance at turning the tables, unfortunately this is not the case, during your opponents time period he gets to choose how long it takes you to decide your move so he can effectively negate all summoned weapons for you and leave you in a state of constant waiting.
4. This annoys me the most, I could forgive all of the injustices and problems listed above if it were not for this….Your opponent in mid battle can leave the game
LEEEEEAAAAVVVEEE TTHHHEE GAAAAMMMEEE!!!
All your hard work ruined simply because your opponent was “tired” or “wife was having a baby” pfff as if faker for this is say UNFORGIVABLE!
Plizzle Anet I begeth you fix the issues with Golem V Golem if not for your players but for the unborn millions of players to come.
-With Love, hearts and pretty rainbow stickers-
Your Secret Admirer
P.S and you all thought WvW was imbalanced.
