Guild Wars 2

Let’s see what the Guild Wars community can come up with. I’ll start:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the Waypoint on the other side was contested!
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How many Elementalists does it take to change a light bulb?
10; One to change the light bulb, and 9 to post on the forums about how much easier it is for Thieves to do it.

Was walking around a zone, saw someone say the following.

If a lone Sylvari falls in the forest, does it make a grunt?

A Norn, a Charr, a Human, and a Sylvari walk into a bar.

The Asura walks under it.

I saw a Charr engineer fighting some enemies near the catacombs with a flame-thrower. Let’s just say he left them Charr-broiled.

When you hump the dragon, it gives you dusk.

A Warrior and Thief walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the Warrior speaks;
Warrior: So Thief, what’s so special about you?
Thief: What?
Warrior: You know? watch, ‘Casts Hundred Blades’ Roarrrrr, you see, this is power, brutality, I’m the Warrior, what the hell can you do?
Warrior: Thief? Hello?…Sigh must be seeing things.

I got a Sylvari partner in some of my early story quests. He was a nuisance at first, but he started to grow on me.

What’s a tribune’s favorite way to cook meat?

Charred.

What do you get when you combine two moa?

Moa problems.

What do you get when you combine two moa?
Moa problems.

Best joke ever xD Actually LOL’d

Lame joke what did the Six gods play in their leisure time?
-Temple Run.

What do Norns play when they want the moot to know about their bravest achievements?
-League of Legends.

What Tyrian fashion line was low on sales in Southsun Cove and who was behind it?
-Kashmeer Meade.

ValkyriaMaria.1560:

Lame joke what did the Six gods play in their leisure time?
-Temple Run.

What do Norns play when they want the moot to know about their bravest achievements?
-League of Legends.

What Tyrian fashion line was low on sales in Southsun Cove and who was behind it?
-Kashmeer Meade.

Today I met a necromancer on Guild Wars 2 forums.

What do you call a trio of sylvari engineers?

The TREE musketeers.

Made the joke up myself a while back :-P

This is like a honey-pot for infractures…
Careful people…