Guild Wars 2

We have chairs in the cities:

SIT ON THE FLOOR

We have crowbars laying around(pick them up):

their pointy wood sticks

A giant dragon threatens to destroy the world:

let’s give him a pedicure.

cows speak to you with

Mooo?

put hugely important events where you fight dragons that could destroy everything, make people wait an extra hour and ten minutes just for the boss to show up.

Giant dragons that looked menacing and dangerous to fight in the trailers.

Move the zerg to the right/left of the dragon, hit 1 to win.

AntiGw.9367:

A giant dragon threatens to destroy the world:

let’s give him a pedicure.

Heh, so I’m not alone in noticing that. I’m always cracking wise about that whenever I fight the dragon lieutenants.

“His defences are down. Pedicure team, ADVANCE!”
“We’re going to need a stronger pair of nail clippers!”

etc

Slay an elder dragon, get rewarded with a few silver.

Have an open world: everyone sits in LA until dragon’s spawn.

Spend 10 minutes killing a champion, get rewarded with a basic-level item ten levels below you that your profession can’t equip.

Vissarion.6509:

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Trahearne becomes the hero of Tyria

Did you play GW: Nightfall?

I don’t like Kormir.. Useless c***…

Bright.9160:

Vissarion.6509:

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Trahearne becomes the hero of Tyria

Did you play GW: Nightfall?

Kormir

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Unleashes the apocalypse, lies to the entire world about it, leeches her way to the Realm of Torment, lets US kill a GOD, steals his power, becomes the Godess of Truth.

I don’t like Kormir.. Useless c***…

There’s also the part, in between GW1 and 2, where
shepersuades all the other gods to stop interfering and withdraw from the world... shortly before the Dragons arrive and humanity almost gets wiped out.
Good job again.

play endless hours grinding only to never get your precurser. the dude next to you is walking around with 10 of them in his bank only playing for a month.

Heavenz.3408:

play endless hours grinding only to never get your precurser. the dude next to you is walking around with 10 of them in his bank only playing for a month.

and in his bank he also has a rather LARGE credit card bill…

need 250 stacks of t6 mats for all the cool stuff in the game? nobody drops them.
need pink drop from fractals to infuse your gear? nobody drops it

Quaggans are adorable.
Can’t play as one.

People want more combat skins, or perhaps to be able to use town clothing in combat. More and more town clothing is added, but it still cannot be used in combat.

More players increase the length of encounters but not the skill required.

Area of effect attacks can crush your enemies in groups! But only five of them at a time!

Let’s create Orders to fight the dragons. We’ll each accept members of any race and nationality! Oh but wait working together is an abominable idea [until the PC comes along].

colesy.8490:

Slay an elder dragon, get rewarded with a few silver.

This. It kills me so much. "Here’s a token for a non-max item. Oh, if you want to use the skin, be sure to convert gold into gems or to buy gems for the transmutation crystals. Thanks for saving the world, sport."

At least GW1 campaign rewards were max, and I liked some of those skins (though I totally realize that point is quite subjective).

The headgear toggle for town clothes isn’t working.

This weekend only: big sale on Aviator Sunglasses!

Female Charr don’t have breasts or visible nipples.

Some armour sets, like Gladiator and Barbarian, allow us to see their chest.

Yet they wear a piece of cloth to cover their chest when they take off their armour.

The same goes for Asura women, except they wear bathing suits.

We have tanks, giant robots, airships and many weps of mass destruction so…..
Lets send 1 guy with Pinochio to kill that big dragon.

God, after finishing my personal story all i could think its they wanted me death, not the dragon, that was just a lucky mystake…..

Nerf popular farming spots in the open world

Keep CoF path 1 the way it is to this day

Wants you to play the game your way, punishes you for doing it

colesy.8490:

Slay an elder dragon, get rewarded with a few silver.

This wins everything. lol

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Plays a sucky-non warrior class? Makes class suckier by nerfing only viable build.

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Underwater fighting mobs

THEY’RE BURNING UNDERWATER

The Consortium Harvesting Sickle throws up a geyser of water underwater. (Even when “harvesting” oysters).

bleeding rock elementals/dead not sure where the blood is coming from,
you can burn fire elementals,

dozens of armors, weapons, trinket, dyes, thousand of combinations.

Yet, only 1 underwear vendor in all of tyria, stocking the same color, and selling only one pair. Or maybe underwear in tyria is like a faimily heirloom, you pass it up to your kids when they grow up

Trahearne gives a motivating speech. Crowds cheer. We enter combat full of inspiration, and the first thing he says is “This won’t end well”.

Hamfast.8719:

Trahearne gives a motivating speech. Crowds cheer. We enter combat full of inspiration, and the first thing he says is “This won’t end well”.

This.
I think he is one of the most demoralizing leaders out there with that line constantly spoken. You are 99% of the way to kill something and “this won’t end well” pops up. Just want to leave the instance.

My Charr Warrior brings his rifle up to his shoulder and sights down the barrel to fire… for all skills except Aimed Shot which is fired from the hip.

Naus the Gobbo.5172:

Female Charr don’t have breasts or visible nipples.

Some armour sets, like Gladiator and Barbarian, allow us to see their chest.

Yet they wear a piece of cloth to cover their chest when they take off their armour.

The same goes for Asura women, except they wear bathing suits.

Male armor isn’t revealing enough, also they are breastless women bc of the flat-ness in their nether regions. I’d say it’s time to exploit the male body GW2- not just the females
Do it for us female gamers!

And the asura are all supposed to be brain savvy so looking ‘sexy’ to them is if you can invent something that has yet to be done
I think female charr would only show nipples if they had litters

The irony of killing Flame Legion and Embers with a Flamethrower… Typical CoF run on my eng…

Yeah true, GW2 (basically all games) should benefit from some more logic.

In WvW you place siege weapons to defend.. enemy comes, siege weapons dissolved in thin air.

Logic solution: Don’t let it dissolve in thin air but give it collision detection so you can not place 2 siege weapons inside each other. That should fix the 100 arrow-card in a keep problem.

Wanna get rid of zerg? Collision detection on people in WvW. Logically it make more sense and would help a lot.

Just some more logic would fix many problems (in many games).

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This thread is meant to be humorous and relaxed, please refrain from posting complains here.

If you have a complain, feel free to post it in a thread with a cosntructive discussion and ideas that we can forward to the team.

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Well I am not so sure it’s pure humorous. There is a serious background to this.

Oow another one.

There are horse carriages, and cars (BC). But no horses, no mounds and you can’t drive in the cars.

And then go to a bar. There you can buy a nice glass of…. oow no wait.. there you can buy a Leather Bag, Salvaging kit’s, Sickles, Axes and Picks

-Has large turrets, ejector seat button and fire button one and the same.
-Tanks, helicopters, massive troop transports, mobile artillery available. Transports everything by Dolyak.
-The Charr have fire based enemy, haven’t invented the fire engine.
-Tailors a skirt specially for Charr, player character needs to cut a tail hole before it can be worn.
-Hmm, a crack in space and time opened by an exploding nuclear reactor core. BOING!
-Need a spot for our vacation resort? Better pick that one island with swarms of giant deadly Karka.
-Wants the world to feel big and so doesn’t have mounts, puts a way-point every 5 feet.
-Race of massive heavy beer drinkers, drunk after one pint.
-Charr long range cannons available, equips Claw island with trebuchets.

CoE spire lady freaks out in the beginning how “this place is coming down.” Strolls to the next room really slowly.

Elder dragons are a big threat! Suddenly sky pirates are bigger.

There’s centaurs, but no horses.

Need to lit an effigy on fire? Dance in front of it so good/badly it catches on fire.

Drink 5000 drinks only feels same drunk as if you had 5, eat 7 candy then vomit.

Roll a thief, can’t pick a locked door nor steal anything.

Eat five candies, vomit all over the place. Eat 100 rare vegetable pizzas, everything is fine.

Spent ridiculous amounts of time and money of developing the personal story. Constantly spend time fixing any and all problems with them every update. Hype it up as one the best features of the game.

Doesn’t let you replay anything you’ve done.

“We really, really want you to enjoy this.”
“I did a lot, so could I p-”
“NO!”

Was a lot of fun, but I finished that within 100 hours. I have 800 on my character…

Chasind.3128:

Male armor isn’t revealing enough, also they are breastless women bc of the flat-ness in their nether regions. I’d say it’s time to exploit the male body GW2- not just the females
Do it for us female gamers!

and gay gamers too

Flame Legion Effigy, made from fire and wood.

Damage it with fire and poison, then make it bleed!

Yobculture.5786:

Underwater fighting mobs

THEY’RE BURNING UNDERWATER

yet the siege engines don’t burn.

JudgeD.5673:

The irony of killing Flame Legion and Embers with a Flamethrower… Typical CoF run on my eng…

Help the farmer defend his hay bales from arsonist? Use a flame thrower.