Guild Wars 2

Help the Mad King have more funny jokes!

I enjoyed listening to the GW2 jokes that the Mad King says in Lions Arch. They really bring a new atmosphere to how those characters would see each other. Whoever writes those jokes is does it very well.

I wanted to add a little community interaction to see what we (as a community) can come up with to be funny (and non-sexual). Maybe the devs will find one of them funny and add it to the Mad King’s jokes? I don’t know.

Since last year, I’ve been trying to find jokes and I’ve told them in Lions Arch sometimes. Let’s start!

*What do you call a Charr burned alive?

*What do you make when you chop off a group of Sylvari’s heads?

*What did the dumb Azura get on his test?

*Why did the Sylvari go to the Grove? (Credit to my fiance)

I admit that I’m not that funny. But what funny jokes (non-sexual) can YOU make that is GW2 related.

I look forward to reading them.

PS. I hope this is allowed on this forum. I looked at the list and this is the only forum I can see that I can write this topic in…

We also need some human jokes, the mad king should be slagging of how stupid we look/are just as much as the other races.

I cant come up with examples unfortunately :/

and your fiances one was decent, i could easily see that one being implemented.