Hit the bottom

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: Somnium Luna.6294

Somnium Luna.6294

This a sad life story… Of a hero false to the darkness.
Once I was a rich man, with a great shiny gear, full storage and lots of gold.
Until that doom day. The nasty and infamous skritt came to my town, offering easy money. I invested 60 gold gained 100. I bought the shiny pink stuff. Got even richer. I kept on buying and getting more and more. Greed shined from my eyes as I had things I never had before. Numbers didn’t mean anything to me then, as I saw 1k gold, 1k ecto, for the first time of my life. And I kept gambling until I hit bottom. THE ultimate 0. Then something dragged me to my bank. That scritt charmed me. I sold everything, and had 400 gold. Went to gamble. Went to my doom. As I lost it in matters of seconds. Then I remembered I had 100 laurels. They went down the sink, and I swear they could outrun centaur. I am cursed man… And with the last 10 gold I gambled on the rare bags I even salvaged my weapons, sold my warrior soul. Went up. Bought exotics until I had got for acended one. With nothing left except that bag. Adrenalin rushed when I started opening. 500 ectos 200 gold. Bought 2.had 700 ectos 400 gold. I was back. But that scritt just didn’t let me go. For the second time I hit bottom. With nothing left. This is my last letter as a head towards the newly built lighthouse. What an irony
New life starting as my own is ending. Gonna make that jump…

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: TheGuy.3568

TheGuy.3568

Don’t do it! I got some white gear I can send you. YOU CAN START OVER.

Kor The Cold Heart War
Wrekkes-Engineer Kore Rok Thief-Asraithe-Ele

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: thehipone.6812

thehipone.6812

Don’t jump!

I find being broke (usually after buying a pre or whatever) somewhat enjoyable. It’s like starting over and it’s somewhat fun to get back up to a bit of gold in the bank. Now, if I gambled the initial capital away and had nothing to show for it (ectoskritt, MF for precursors I’m looking at you) – well, it might not be quite as fun. But make some lemonade out of those lemons!

But if you gotta jump… http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Sculptor%27s_End

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: Somnium Luna.6294

Somnium Luna.6294

What for… Even if I get that some gold I am gonna leave it again to that thief. Someone please kill it or banish from this town

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: TheGuy.3568

TheGuy.3568

Lets find the skritt and do something to it. Perhaps we should have it meet with an unfortunate accident. You can’t be the only player it has hood winked like this. There is profit here ….yes. He has your shinies and other shinies tucked away some place. We can get rid of your problem and see a reward. Where is this skritt.

Kor The Cold Heart War
Wrekkes-Engineer Kore Rok Thief-Asraithe-Ele

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: Somnium Luna.6294

Somnium Luna.6294

Hidden in a cave. Ironically next to the lighttower, highest place in the city.

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: GuzziHero.2467

GuzziHero.2467

I lost 150 gold with 2 attempts at the exo, gained 100 ecto. Cut my losses and ran!

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: TheGuy.3568

TheGuy.3568

How fortunate! All we need do is let that vile creature know that we can get him more shinies but only one of us can lead him to the trove. The can stay back and “protect” he hoard. However, in order to do that well have to know exactly where it is. If he tells us that we can leave my sword and the pointy stick I will give you sheathed. Then we can …split the treasure.

You should lead him down I,ll follow to make sure all goes well. We both know you may still want to jump…friend.

Kor The Cold Heart War
Wrekkes-Engineer Kore Rok Thief-Asraithe-Ele

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: Somnium Luna.6294

Somnium Luna.6294

This is jump a warning and example for my fellow adventures… Don’t go near that spawn of Mordrem, zhaitan and all evil that can exist.

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

What we are overlooking here is that Skritt has a LOT of shinies courtesy of the OP’s “generosity”….

evil grin

Hit the bottom

in Guild Wars 2 Discussion

Posted by: echo.2053

echo.2053

Do a flip – Bender

Bender the offender – Proud violator of 17 safe spaces –