Guild Wars 2

You know when you’re out somewhere, and you think your phone is ringing, but you check it, and it’s not? I’m starting to hear portals everywhere I go in game.

You keep turning your head everytime you hear a sound..in your own house..it may a thief trying to instagib you

When you yell “For Great Justice” before a fight.

Ive got the sound used when casting ‘Signet of Rage’ stuck on loop in my head now. Thanks very much OP! :p

Actually, being that its 6am, I think its tiredness thats bringing that on….

wen you mom asked you something and you eaither press enter or ctrl then answer her

When you open that roadmap and point the location where you want to be…

That’s funny, but seriously.. I dream I’m slaying monsters and opening waypoints all the time.. and wake up thinking how I’m going to complete that map that was giving me hard time the day before. Never been so addicted since Tetris (yes, I used to dream about blocks falling and perfectly fitting on floor).

Someone had opened a door in front of me and I tried to dodge out of the way, but ended up running into a wall :/

I was downtown and I kept hearing something that sounded like a /w message alert.
“But this is the real world! How??”

When you are in a place you havent been before and you yell: “I NEED SOME SPACE!!”

Waldma.9760:

When you are in a place you havent been before and you yell: “I NEED SOME SPACE!!”

That is actually pretty funny.

wen you watch a movie at home with you gf and your about to make a move and you hear “this fractal seems stable”

Whenever you see a tree, you grab your axe.

You fall asleep on your keyboard and when you wake up youre character is dead.

When you are about to take a shower and you think “I don’t know how my char does the underwater fractal. I have a hard enough time in the bathroom”.

Keep expecting my wardrobe can change colours at a moment’s notice…

When you tell your wife instead of good night, “I’m going to log out now.”

When you type/age and think WTF!

Also when you talk to your real life friend who also plays the game and you address him by his in game charter name!

When you start regarding RL as “only AFK, brb!”.

When you’re all chilled out and you say “Adrenaline Rising!”

You’re at a hospital, and yell “Shake It Off!” in the hopes of curing people around you.

When you look at that Old gargoyle ugly looking boss of yours at work and you say:

“Where did you hide my Final Rest staff…”

When you start to become legitimately sexually attracted to your female toon

When you look around in real life waiting for enemies to render.

TheDaiBish.9735:

When you’re all chilled out and you say “Adrenaline Rising!”

You’re at a hospital, and yell “Shake It Off!” in the hopes of curing people around you.

it would be more disturbing if you start rubbing people in the morgue to rez them

Tosha Daydreamer.9251:

TheDaiBish.9735:

When you’re all chilled out and you say “Adrenaline Rising!”

You’re at a hospital, and yell “Shake It Off!” in the hopes of curing people around you.

it would be more disturbing if you start rubbing people in the morgue to rez them

I lol’d.

I got this image in my head now.

“What are you doing?!”

“Reviving. Help me and he’ll revive faster!”

I hear Mesmer’s clang clang clang trademark sound IRL sometimes.
Even in GW1 Mesmers had those unique sounds that made you feel bad just for hearing them.

Can’t say Anet hasn’t gotten Mesmers down correctly, even their sounds make you feel mesmerized.

(These are all IRL)

- When all of your larger, more muscular friends are sick of you asking them to ‘become the bear’.
- When you say “What do your ears have to do with it?” as the answer to any question you’re asked.
- When you’re downtown and you just yell things like “LF1M FRACTALS 4,5,6 – PREF WARRIOR” in the main square/mall/whatever, at random.
- When you’re confused as to why your housecat doesn’t stay in the pantry/larder/food-place. You know, with all the other collectibles.
- When you’ve been punched in the face because your friends don’t understand ‘Asuran Humour’.
- When you see/hear an advertisement, and you immediately look for a way to ‘Report Gold Spammer’.
- When you wish that real life had Bots in it, so that truffles were cheaper to buy.
- When you stare very hard at a mixture of flour, water, and yeast – and expect a Loaf of Bread to magically appear, immediately.
- You have a pet plant, ‘just in case Sylvari are real. You never know.’
- When you try too hard to make jokes about GW2 in the forums, so you make a list, but they just start sounding stale towards to end.
- When you think that you can store food indefinitely without it going moldy or rotten. Or stale, like your joke list. By which I mean ‘mine’.
- I’ll stop now. Sorry.

When you’ve been playing for more than an hour without a ten min break.

VDU exposure, eye strain, RSI and so on can lead to serious health risks, all from using a computer for too long.

You don’t want to get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

When you go to level up your cooking skill and start salivating at the thought of that garlic bread you’re about to craft and realize you haven’t eaten anything in the past 8 hours.

Death Reincarnated.3570:

You fall asleep on your keyboard and when you wake up youre character is dead.

Yeah I was fighting monsters by a lake.

I dozed off and woke up across the lake, running directly into a wall.

When you go to a retail place, buy something and as soon as you pay for it you say “Mine, all mine!” or “Sweet, sweet loot!”

I just spent 10 minutes making a post about Treehurt, whatever his real name is, and came to the conclusion Kormir is a better hero proxy than him.

I defended Kormir.
Think about that for a second, nobody loves you Kormir! GAH I need a drink!

You start to see abbreviations an gaming meanings everywhere; car in front of you is looking for party (LFP), work document talks about RP (was about reference points, not rolepaly). You see CoE, CoF, CM, TA, etc and you instantly know what they are… but alas they are not. As long time World of Warcraft player I still have hard time seeing documents about way of work (WoW) and hear people talking about it: “Lets check wow again” “We need to update WoW”. >_>

I have once said AFK at work when referring colleague who was eating. I was meant to say he was away. Luckily the person didn’t either listen or was also a gamer. Once I almost sent mail with CBA to colleague when I was trying to explain why the thing was not worth of the time. Good thing that I re-read the mail before sending.

These were more of the consequences of long time gaming hobby than too long playing session.

Atlas.9704:

I just spent 10 minutes making a post about Treehurt, whatever his real name is, and came to the conclusion Kormir is a better hero proxy than him.

I defended Kormir.
Think about that for a second, nobody loves you Kormir! GAH I need a drink!

You clearly need to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxmkAoLC6_4

(you only understand it if you played original Guild Wars Nightfall)

Defora.3694:

Atlas.9704:

I just spent 10 minutes making a post about Treehurt, whatever his real name is, and came to the conclusion Kormir is a better hero proxy than him.

I defended Kormir.
Think about that for a second, nobody loves you Kormir! GAH I need a drink!

You clearly need to watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxmkAoLC6_4

(you only understand it if you played original Guild Wars Nightfall)

I’ve watched it plenty of times.
In fact I kind of referenced this video (a slight rant that I should have the godhood) with my rant in the post defending her over Salad boy.

You see a Food in a grocery store and want to buy it because it is much cheaper than the Trading Post.
You buy lots of Halloween candy hoping to mark it up later and resale it.
You call someone “Bookah”.
You start using “kitten” as a replacement word in conversation.