Guild Wars 2

Step One: Do the quaggan escort event in Straits of Devastation with 20+ guildees

Step Two: Buy lots of baby quaggan tonics

Step Three: Build as many knockback turrets and fan traps as possible in your guild arena

Step Four: Transform and bounce

Congratulations, you have won the game.

Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw3oyuDWiNY

I seem to remember something similar happening at Indigo in SW one time. Involved a number of Terragrifs and something about a downed state lasting a couple seconds.

…something something buy something with gold converted from gems… according to most players with their kitten in a clinch.

takes a drink

Maybe just have a bunch of people transform into various types of Mordrem and wander around SilverWastes trolling the easily confused.