Guild Wars 2

I can’t believe that I flush some stuff down the toilet and get something back or telephone up a wall or fall down a bottomless pit and get way point to a safe location or raise myself from the dead by having a pink orb in my pocket or have mrchants magically appear and buy the lint in my pocket or swim to the watery depths of bloodtide and back up to the surface without suffering the effects of decompression or have 30 people run right through another 30 people without any stumbling, I could go on forever with all the things that are unbelievable in this game.

Guys… if this keeps going I’m gonna lose 10 gold… I said I’d give 10g to whoever made the 200th post

You can not believe dead(!) and half-rotten(!) dragon(!) can fly? O_o
But it’s obvious! He is empty inside. And filled with helium.

Zera Allimatti.2541:

I wonder why people keep mistaking a computer game for real life. Next they’ll be wondering why ArenaNet doesn’t force us to take our characters to use the toilet every hour or so.

“They have to go sometime, right?” <—- The logic of someone who does not understand what fantasy means.

True, almost all of our characters should be dead from sleep deprivation.

Be glad they don’t depict having to go.

IRL knights had to just go in their armor because it would take too long to get it off. It was the big downside of being a squire having to clean Sir Burrito-alot’s armor.

Ashen.2907:

Teq isnt flying. His magic is so powerful that he moves the rest of the world while he remains in place.

It’s official. Tequatl = Chuck Norris.

Hahaha. Great thread.

I think the bigger issue is why he spends every few hours coming back to get beaten down.

op’s obsession with scoring himself vs anet is about as strange and offputting as vee wee

I’ve been around for you
I’ve been up and down for you
But I just can’t get any relief…

Forget Tequatl, I can’t believe how this hideous thing can exist.

Loathar.9375:

Forget Tequatl, I can’t believe how this hideous thing can exist.

Oh Mygod. XD

well tequatl does not fly a single time, he just makes big jumps supported by his wings

owned

that was easy, explaining the flight of the shatterer which doesnt have real wings will be much harder

I am 200th post

Edit. Someone one just deleted 38 posts. But it still counts.

Also teq doesn’t fly. Just Mesmer magic.

Andraus.3874:

I am 200th post

No you are not. You are post 162. Personally I hope the desire for a measly 10 gold isn’t what is keeping this thread alive.

The OP has a habit of posting such threads with some weird score system they assign themselves. I find it rather obnoxious and lacking of the humor I think the OP is attempting to accomplish.

Oh Teq, I believes in you..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
Now gimme your loot hoards!

Because dragon magic?

Loathar.9375:

Forget Tequatl, I can’t believe how this hideous thing can exist.

It exists because magic.

JustTrogdor.7892:

Andraus.3874:

I am 200th post

No you are not. You are post 162. Personally I hope the desire for a measly 10 gold isn’t what is keeping this thread alive.

The OP has a habit of posting such threads with some weird score system they assign themselves. I find it rather obnoxious and lacking of the humor I think the OP is attempting to accomplish.

10 gold is not a “measly” sum for us casual players, it ain’t our fault that you guys blow things out of proportion.

Also my score system is perfect. I score by defeating Anet’s logic, people score by defeating my debunks and Anet scores by replying to my threads.