That’s right folks. As you might have guessed, what is this guy talking about? Well allow me to tell you my story.
It all began some time ago, during the battle of Capricorn. We conduct our operations in 5 man teams, no more, no less. Quick, deadly, efficient. The three modes in which we carried out our missions. Mesmer, warrior, thief, guardian, and engineer. That’s right folks, warriors and thieves were our bread and butter.
After capturing home, scumbag ranger bunkered down on the underwater node. The underwater cheese was real, so we dare not risk our lives. Then… Then it happened. The great battle on the platform which held the greatest weapon in all of GW2’s universe. The cannon.
Good thing we had our own cheese. Bull’s charge, frenzy, 100 blade warrior. Engineer magnet pull 100 nades. Mesmer one shot mirror blade shatters. Thief 15k backstabs. All feared our prowess.
Until that fateful day. “A new build will be available in 15 minutes”. What is this blasphemy?! Disconnection was Mist wide, all trembled before the immortal and omniscient nerf. How could this be? The six gods have left us, as did the developers.
I knew, I knew it was the end. The notes, lines of questionable buffs and nerfs, power creep just around the corner. It shook me to my very core. Finally, I could handle it no more. I shouted, “Open the door! Get on the floor! Everybody do the dinosaur!”
I haven’t slept in almost 48 hours. Finals coming up. Thanks for reading. #capricorn2016
