Guild Wars 2

I gave the Charity Corps Seraph 6 million of my karma.
He gave me some Wintersday gift boxes…
I told him I don’t need anything in return…this karma is for charity…for the orphans in Divinity Reach…
He told me to take the boxes…
I took it grudgingly…

Opening all the boxes, I didn’t see any Winter’s Heart Infusion.

It truly was for charity \o/

I had to google who you were talking about. First off….its a female seraph, that should help ease many peoples confusion right there.

ya the joke kinda falls short now…

Cerby.1069:

I had to google who you were talking about. First off….its a female seraph, that should help ease many peoples confusion right there.

ya the joke kinda falls short now…

that joke is still better than the majority of this forum’s content anyway

Even sfter googling i still dont get the joke..

EremiteAngel.9765:

I gave the Charity Corps Seraph 6 million of my karma.
He gave me some Wintersday gift boxes…
I told him I don’t need anything in return…this karma is for charity…for the orphans in Divinity Reach…
He told me to take the boxes…
I took it grudgingly…

Opening all the boxes, I didn’t see any Winter’s Heart Infusion.

It truly was for charity \o/

RNG: one person opens their first box and gets the ultra-rare item, another spends HUGE amounts of time / effort / currency and does not get it.

This is why I don’t play the RNG game.

I only buy the Festive box of materials which gives mid range mats that I can refine and sell. I figure I’ll be getting enough Wintersday boxes that I don’t need to buy more.

(I haven’t even opened all the ones I’ve gotten so far. I know when I do it will be tons of food and stuff filling up my inventory. And no extremely rare item).

It was more a satire than a joke =D