Guild Wars 2

Here’s the problem… multiple times per day I try to log in, do my dailies, cause a little havoc and basically just have fun, but I can’t. When I log in there may be a couple people around, but within moments I’m getting swamped by tons of the local denizens that seem to magically appear out of nowhere. I find myself being ganked repeatedly in a game that isn’t supposed to have open world PvP, and even worse, I’m getting looted and forced to rage quit out of frustration. But at least I discovered the problem… map chat. It appears the locals have access to an instant means of communications that allows them to gather from the far reaches when realistically that shouldn’t be possible. So I’m proposing this map chat have it’s range reduced to the immediate area only, and I should have the ability to suppress it when I log in because, well, I should. So, ArenaNet, do this for me and I swear I’ll try to convince Zhaitan to let you live as long as it amuses the both of us.

Thank you, from the heart

- Jormag

Did they secretly add a new Elder Dragon boss this patch?

Because all I’ve gotten to fight of Jormag’s have been Icebrood and Claws.

Just turn Map Chat off and turn it on when you want it?

personally i have had 0 problems with map chat as of yet.

I see what you did there…

Drix just made this thread 5x as funny and 10x as cringe-worthy.

I lol’d, just last night was just looting Quetzecatel and got gogo Jormag in Guild chat. Queue massive map lag and oveflows!

Heh nice post and needed the laugh

DrixTrix.7168:

Just turn Map Chat off and turn it on when you want it?

personally i have had 0 problems with map chat as of yet.

Aw bless.

hehe thats great..!!

Oh yes, nerf all or better mute all! get us all banned! play alone!!! have fun!!!!

While I hate memes in general, and cba to link an image but for some of the replies…

“Not sure if serious…”

My personal favourite would be Capt Picards Facepalm

You think you have it bad?? I can barely get into the game before I’m swarmed. Not only that, but they’ve setup an entire base camp around the spot I log-in from. Including cannons, mortars, and one of those way-point thingies.

And karl said this would be easy….

-The Shatterer

Nice post op made me laugh. Also, should anyone tell him, zhaitan has been slain.