Guild Wars 2

I really love quaggans as they are but I would like to suggest an idea for two new quaggan characters. All I have right now are names, but that’s all quaggans need. Apart from names all quaggans are the same so all that is already decided. Anyways the two names I have in mind are Phobos and Deimos. These are each very good names for quaggans, because Phobos means fear and Deimos means terror, which are the primary things quaggans feel. They are also the names of the two martian moons. This also suits quaggans very well because one of them is slowly spiraling into the planet and is going to crash, and the other is slowly spiraling away from the planet and is going to fly off into space. In other words, just like quaggans, they fail completely at existence and are sad, lumpy, useless, pathetic things.

Thank you for your consideration.

Psycho Robot.7835:

. . . just like quaggans, they fail completely at existence and are sad, lumpy, useless, pathetic things.

This made me laugh harder than I probably should have, considering how your post started. But this is pretty much how I feel about them as a race. I’m not all for genocide, unless it comes to humans, but quaggans really are so useless and excessively annoying that I kind of wish them killed off. The fact that people find them so cute and they are EVERYWHERE makes me want to join my courtier siblings and slaughter them all, after the humans of course, or maybe before, to be decided.

With that said. I am all for these two coming to be. As when/if I find them it will remind me of this post and give me a hearty chuckle, yet again. And because, as you said, they fit the profile quite nicely.

I’m more in the wth did I just read category … not that I actually find Quaggans cute (they’re more cloying than cute imo), but your paragraph ended with far too much hostility.

That said, the names won’t work lore-wise (no Mars in Tyrian space, and I’m pretty sure the names are Greek-derived, not Latin as Charr use). Maybe Phooboos and Deimoos would.

(I see that Phobos may crash in … 50 million years or so … that seems a nice long life).

Vyriis.6258:

Psycho Robot.7835:

. . . just like quaggans, they fail completely at existence and are sad, lumpy, useless, pathetic things.

This made me laugh harder than I probably should have, considering how your post started. But this is pretty much how I feel about them as a race. I’m not all for genocide, unless it comes to humans, but quaggans really are so useless and excessively annoying that I kind of wish them killed off. The fact that people find them so cute and they are EVERYWHERE makes me want to join my courtier siblings and slaughter them all, after the humans of course, or maybe before, to be decided.

With that said. I am all for these two coming to be. As when/if I find them it will remind me of this post and give me a hearty chuckle, yet again. And because, as you said, they fit the profile quite nicely.

We are kindred spirits in our defiant hatred of quaggans.

And here I thought it was going to be a post on playable quaggans.

So happy it wasn’t!

Reminds me that I’d like a Hykraigan for next Wintersday (which lasts several weeks?). Much like the traditional turducken, a Hykraigan is a braised Quaggan with a crisped Krait wrapped lovingly around it, then stuffed into a Hylek’s mouth and cooked in a fire elemental for a tantalizing 3-4 hours. Mm-mm, tasty.