(edited by Evon Skyfyre.9673)
If Jeff Foxworthy played Guild Wars 2 :)
If you like going to the forums to see or post hypocritical complaints about everything new, you might like Guild Wars 2.
And no, this is not a sly post trying to undermine your thread.
If you like being on one server and not being able to play with friends, on a different server, without starting over, you might not like Guild Wars 2.
Corollary 1: If you like being stopped from playing with your friends because they have the audacity to level their characters at a different rate than you, you might not like GW2.
Corollary 2: If you like being stopped from playing with your friends because they haven’t picked the right classes to fit the trinity that uninspired developers say you need to play together, you might not like GW2.
Check my GW2 Comic Dynamic Events http://goo.gl/JyB3J (Short Google Link to Fan Content Forum here)
I you’re upset you cannot get a proper mullet on the character creation screen, you might be a redneck.
If your Character’s name makes any reference to NASCAR, you might be a redneck.
If you absolutely loathe Sylvari and just don’t know why, you might be a redneck.
If you absolutely loathe Sylvari and just don’t know why, you might be a redneck.
Mower is broke? LOL
If you like getting ignored when asking for a group invite to fight a world boss, you might not like Guild Wars 2.
If you like paying crazy prices for dyes and finding out they look like crud on your armor, you might not like Guild Wars 2.
If you get upset about whales spending money on cosmetic items, you will not like gw2.
If you hate when a game adds new content every 2 weeks, you will hate guild wars 2.
If you hate using in game gold to get cash shop items, you will hate guild wars 2.
If you hate playing a game simply for fun, but as a job you will hate guild wars 2.
If you hate people not having to rely on you to complete content you will hate guild wars 2.
If you hate not paying for a sub because you believe paying for a monthly sub is better for some arbitrary reason YOU will hate gw2.
If you like whining on the forums constantly for no apparent reason, you will like guild wars 2.
As u know im pro. ~Tomonobu Itagaki
This is an mmo forum, if someone isn’t whining chances are the game is dead.
This is an mmo forum, if someone isn’t whining chances are the game is dead.
If you get upset about whales spending money on cosmetic items, you will not like gw2.
If you hate when a game adds new content every 2 weeks, you will hate guild wars 2.
If you hate using in game gold to get cash shop items, you will hate guild wars 2.
If you hate playing a game simply for fun, but as a job you will hate guild wars 2.
If you hate people not having to rely on you to complete content you will hate guild wars 2.
If you hate not paying for a sub because you believe paying for a monthly sub is better for some arbitrary reason YOU will hate gw2.
If you like whining on the forums constantly for no apparent reason, you will like guild wars 2.
You neglected to word #2 right, it should be; If you hate when a game adds new TEMPORARY CONTENT every 2 weeks, you will hate guild wars 2.
Sorry had to do it. {;รพ
Mud Bone – Sylvari Ranger
If you read every sentence of this thread while hearing Jeff Foxworthy’s voice in your head, you might be a redneck.
If you read every sentence of this thread while hearing Jeff Foxworthy’s voice in your head, you might be a redneck.
XD
If you like whining on the forums constantly for no apparent reason, you will like guild wars 2.
I’m actually surprised they have a forum, GW1 didn’t.
If you like reaching the highest level and going to low level areas and owning everything, you might not like Guild Wars 2.
If you don’t care about a living storyline, and prefer to do the same fed ex missions each time you level a new character, you might not like Guild Wars 2.
If you like looking like everyone else in your class, you might not like Guild Wars 2.
If you don’t like rich scenery, and music, you might not like Guild Wars 2.