Guild Wars 2

… will the Shining Blade come and lock you up? worried

Nope, you’ll get a mini Logan stabbing your calves!

VergilDeZaniah.3295:

Nope, you’ll get a mini Logan stabbing your calves!

And then he runs away.

(Sorry.)

Tobias Trueflight.8350:

VergilDeZaniah.3295:

Nope, you’ll get a mini Logan stabbing your calves!

And then he runs away.

(Sorry.)

I would imagine all the mini Logans transforming into a into a big MegaLoganbot and serving the Queen as a pet.

13 exactly? I did hear of an old ritual where if you sacrifice 13 royal monarchs by the full moon, Abaddon will return…

Olvendred.3027:

13 exactly? I did hear of an old ritual where if you sacrifice 13 royal monarchs by the full moon, Abaddon will return…

Ohh, then I gotta try that out then!

Alga.6498:

Olvendred.3027:

13 exactly? I did hear of an old ritual where if you sacrifice 13 royal monarchs by the full moon, Abaddon will return…

Ohh, then I gotta try that out then!

Tried that last year… Sadly it was just a hoax.

Alga.6498:

Olvendred.3027:

13 exactly? I did hear of an old ritual where if you sacrifice 13 royal monarchs by the full moon, Abaddon will return…

Ohh, then I gotta try that out then!

But you have to find seven royal protectors also.

Nabuko Darayon.9645:

I would imagine all the mini Logans transforming into a into a big MegaLoganbot and serving the Queen as a pet.

Actually, that brings up an odd question: does Logan own a Queen Jennah mini?

And if he does, is it a Southsun Queen Jennah?

Jennah-cide

/rim-shot

Olvendred.3027:

13 exactly? I did hear of an old ritual where if you sacrifice 13 royal monarchs by the full moon, Abaddon will return…

I thought bathing in the blood of royals would cure Zhaitan’s corruption. Heard it from a Seraph who heard it from a pirate lady, seems valid.

OmaiGodman.2098:

Olvendred.3027:

13 exactly? I did hear of an old ritual where if you sacrifice 13 royal monarchs by the full moon, Abaddon will return…

I thought bathing in the blood of royals would cure Zhaitan’s corruption. Heard it from a Seraph who heard it from a pirate lady, seems valid.

Oh yeah . . .

Doesn’t actually work though. Don’t ask how I know.

Hopefully they will add an extra achievement for it, like Twice Over Legend.

“13 Times Over Monarch Abductor – 25 Achievement Points”

Prophet.6257:

Jennah-cide

/rim-shot

clap clap clap

Well done.

What if you took out a mini Jennah, and she took out a mini Logan. A miniature mini. How awesome would that be?

Vayne.8563:

What if you took out a mini Jennah, and she took out a mini Logan. A miniature mini. How awesome would that be?

Minception

Azure The Heartless.3261:

Vayne.8563:

What if you took out a mini Jennah, and she took out a mini Logan. A miniature mini. How awesome would that be?

Minception

Sorry, pet peeve time. -gets on apple crate-

That’s not what “inception” was, layers of dreaming. Inception was seeding an idea in a dream so the target would think it was their idea without realizing it was given to them.

Tobias Trueflight.8350:

Azure The Heartless.3261:

Vayne.8563:

What if you took out a mini Jennah, and she took out a mini Logan. A miniature mini. How awesome would that be?

Minception

Sorry, pet peeve time. -gets on apple crate-

That’s not what “inception” was, layers of dreaming. Inception was seeding an idea in a dream so the target would think it was their idea without realizing it was given to them.

peeveception

Prophet.6257:

Jennah-cide

/rim-shot

/que Judas Priest guitar rift solo…..

What if you threw 13 mini Jennahs, 13 globs of dark matter, 13 bloodstone shards, and 13 mystic coins into the mystic forge? Would it create Mega Jennah? It would act like a mini, in that it did nothing but follow you around, but would be life sized?

I am so going to try this!!!!!

pdavis.8031:

What if you threw 13 mini Jennahs, 13 globs of dark matter, 13 bloodstone shards, and 13 mystic coins into the mystic forge? Would it create Mega Jennah? It would act like a mini, in that it did nothing but follow you around, but would be life sized?

I am so going to try this!!!!!

Unfortunately it doesn’t make Mega Jennah, just a hero that looks like Jennah.

This reminds me of Terraria … if you toss the mini into lava somewhere it should summon a boss.

Morsus.5106:

pdavis.8031:

What if you threw 13 mini Jennahs, 13 globs of dark matter, 13 bloodstone shards, and 13 mystic coins into the mystic forge? Would it create Mega Jennah? It would act like a mini, in that it did nothing but follow you around, but would be life sized?

I am so going to try this!!!!!

Unfortunately it doesn’t make Mega Jennah, just a hero that looks like Jennah.

Repeat the process with 13 Hero-Jennahs to make Mega-Jennah

Tobias Trueflight.8350:

VergilDeZaniah.3295:

Nope, you’ll get a mini Logan stabbing your calves!

And then he runs away.

(Sorry.)

Then an angry mini Smodur and a mini charr army takes Logan’s place. His people financially, politically, and socially benefited from the treaty with Jennah.

They might even go about making a Puppet Jennah so they can keep the treaty going.

Queen Jennah sealed parts of her soul in to mini dolls and handed them out to players all over the world. As long as even one Jennah survives, she’s immortal.

Also her nose is fake.

Rukh.9287:

Queen Jennah sealed parts of her soul in to mini dolls and handed them out to players all over the world. As long as even one Jennah survives, she’s immortal.

Also her nose is fake.

Wait, so the bunch of mini Jennahs I have are actually horcruxes!? NOOOOO!!!!!!

If you destroy 13 mini Queen Jennahs……. 13 mini Scarlets appear, and a new living story for each one shows up on your UI. 13 of them. All at once. And you can’t turn them off.

pdavis.8031:

Rukh.9287:

Queen Jennah sealed parts of her soul in to mini dolls and handed them out to players all over the world. As long as even one Jennah survives, she’s immortal.

Also her nose is fake.

Wait, so the bunch of mini Jennahs I have are actually horcruxes!? NOOOOO!!!!!!

How many souls has that wicked witch murdered? ;_;

…and do centaurs count as souls?

Nabuko Darayon.9645:

If you destroy 13 Queen Jennah minis… will the Shining Blade come and lock you up? worried

Don’t worry about it Anet will guarantee your replacement with 13 cake guns and the year after that 13 dragon minis, that’s how much Imagination Anet has. That’s also how important the game birthday is.