Guild Wars 2

Yes, I need those ascended food.

Or should I say exotic food first? Prolly rare food!

Angel Food Cake?

Its going to need its own expansion pack

Sobat.8650:

Its going to need its own expansion pack

Then we’ll surely never get it.

Elbegast.6970:

Angel Food Cake?

With sparkles and mist.

I’m holding out for Legendary Town Clothes.

Wait. Is there even rare food?

Trixie.7614:

Wait. Is there even rare food?

Depends on how long you cook your flank steak. I like mine medium-rare.

NO, I DON’T WANT A FOOD-TREADMILL!

Justdeifyme.9387:

NO, I DON’T WANT A FOOD-TREADMILL!

Better watch your weight, then. You’ve gotta burn those calories somehow…

Justdeifyme.9387:

NO, I DON’T WANT A FOOD-TREADMILL!

Are you saying you don’t want donuts? Because that’s what I’m hearing, and, wait, which type of donuts? I’m okay with glazed, maybe some with frosting, but in general, wait a second, treadmill? I thought you said hamster wheel, which are clearly the worst type of donuts in the world.

Well, okay, if I were a robot, I might like them, but they’d need more silicon or circuitry lining them.

You know, if you don’t like a treadmill, you mustn’t like toast either. I think you might just toast it too long, or maybe you don’t use butter or jam on it? That might help with over-toasting, I think. However, personally, I wouldn’t want it too crunchy, and I don’t think I’d like it as crunchmush either. Considering that, you really might want a new toaster or something.

Trust me on this, finding the right toaster is like finding the right partner, bliss when it happens, a gritty mess when it doesn’t and nobody I know likes gritty messes unless it’s their fetish. In which case, I’m okay with that, as long as everyone’s into it and nobody gets hurt. Anyway, that’s beside the point, you might have device relationship issues to tend to, so I’d get right on that.

Better now than when you and your android partner can’t come to terms. (Don’t tell it you learned from your toaster days though, it might find that terribly insulting. Tell it something more sophisticated, like learning to program your VCR clock or reseating RAM.)

lol…Or Legendary food…! weeks of gathering mats just to do like a stack of 10 pieces:P

Draconicus.7564:

lol…Or Legendary food…! weeks of gathering mats just to do like a stack of 10 pieces:P

Zommoros will give you cookies.

Tachenon.5270:

I’m holding out for Legendary Town Clothes.

All hail the golden Cook’s outfit!

Trixie.7614:

Wait. Is there even rare food?

There not even rare breathing mask in the game yet lol.

Legendary Food: Toasted Peanut Butter and Nutella Sammich

Invulnerable (1h)
100% chance to deal 50,000 damage on hit. (1h)
+9001% MF

It would be nice to have exotic versions of food (and are very rare drops/rewards) which provide infinite uses.

Also I’d love to have the ability to combine how long the food lasts, so I don’t have to constantly remind myself to click on my food every 30 minutes. Perhaps make it so that you can combine the times by adding 4 of the food in the mystic forge?

For example:

4x plates of steak and asparagus in the mystic forge =

Nourishment (2h)
+80 power
+60 precision
+10 experience from kills

That way the stats don’t change (balanced too), but it’s just more convenient

before they come up with any kind of “ascendend/legendary” food, they should first introduce at all masterwork, rare and exotic food…

Because all food the game currently has counts basically as item with just only “Fine” rarity. Even every Lvl 80 food is just fine stuff currently for the game.
So either we would see alot of changes in rarities for all of our current food recipes if they add ascendend/legendary food, or we would see alot of new food recipes being implemented and I’d like to see rather the last of that happening with an introduction of alot of new cooking materials, because theres alot of cooking materials (fruits, herbs, ect) missing, that exists in our real world, but yet not in the game.
So alot of stuff that can be used for many new cooking recipes which could be then categorized as masterwork, rare, exotic, ascendend and legendary recipes

Thats how I think it should work out then based onthe current lvl 80 food buffs:

Durations
Fine: Every Fine Recipe Food has maximum Durartion of 30 Minutes
Masterwork: All recipes maximum 1 Hour
Rare: All recipes maximum 2 hours
Exotic: All receipes maximum 6 hours
Ascendend: All recipes maximum 12 hours
Legendary: All recipes maximum 24 hours

Stat Boni/Effects
Fine: 1 Effect, 1 Stat Bonus
Masterwork: 1 Effect, 2 Stat Boni
Rare: 2 Effects: 1 Stat Boni
Exotic: 2 Effects, 2 Stat Boni / can be on Plates
Ascendend: 2 Effects, 3 Stat Boni, or All Stat/ can be on Plates
Legendary: 2 Effects, 3 Stat Boni or All Stat, can be on Plates, gives visual Effects to the character’s attack animations when they hit critical

Jski.6180:

Trixie.7614:

Wait. Is there even rare food?

There not even rare breathing mask in the game yet lol.

I want a Legendary aquatic helm that makes you look and sound like Darth Vader.

As people have mentioned, right now, all we can craft is fine food. We can make rare dyes that rarely produce rare dye… Anyway, it would be cool if for 500 chefs we could make:

1. All current lvl 80 foods with 1h times instead of 30m

2. Exotic dyes – wasn’t there talk about this? Even if the exotic dye is just another version of the Unided X Color set but with only masterwork/rare dyes as a possible “drop” from them.

“Red Bull gives you WIIIIIIIINGS”

I hate food and boosters, worst thing in this game.

I support everlasting Legendary Food.

Everlasting ale of the Irongut
“The family heirloom of Adnul Irongut passed from generation to generation, this seemingly everlasting glass of ale is too potent for any mere mortal to drink.”

That legendary booze…able to make the scruffiest Skritt look like a Norn beauty queen with one sip…or just some coffee for cripes sake!