Guild Wars 2

Post your ideas for silly or useless runes and sigils. =)
Why? Because if you clicked on this topic, there’s a big chance you’re slightly bored.

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Superior Rune of (6/6)
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Superior Rune of Ragequit (6/6)
(1): +25 Ferocity
(2): +10% Fury Duration
(3): +50 Ferocity
(4): 25% chance when struck to gain fury for 10 seconds
(5): +100 Ferocity
(6): 25% chance when struck to gain fury for 30 seconds; 100% chance to log out of the game on death.

Superior Sigil of Flaming
10% Chance on Hit: Disable language filters and be extremely rude to your enemy.

Superior Rune of Trahearne(6/6)
(1): +5% Damage while in Orr
(2): Follow a random player while AFK and remind him/her of your superiority constantly.
(3): +15% Damage while in Orr
(4): Talk in a incredibly snobby manner.
(5): +25% Damage while in Orr
(6): 100% Chance on Existing: Remind your teammates that you’re the boss.

Superior Rune of GW2 Rewards (6/6)
(1): -10% Magic Find
(2): -25% Magic Find
(3): -40% Magic Find, and +10% decrease in RNG
(4): -30% decrease in RNG
(5): -40% decrease in RNG, -50% chance at Exotics or above
(6): +100% chance that when you get a drop, it’s Goop.

Superior Rune of RNG
(1): +10% Time wasted
(2): +15% Forum activity
(3): 99.9% chance your drops will be blue or green
(4): +25% Time wasted
(5): .01% chance at a precursor, reserved for those touched by the Gods
(6): You are touched by the Gods… or are you?

Superior Rune of Communication (6/6)
(1): +0.001% chance to take nothing off the table!
(2): +0.025% chance to keep up discussion!
(3): +0.00001% chance to confirm awareness of issue.
(4): +0.0005% chance to not go into details.
(5): +0.001% chance for a feature to be discussed internally.
(6): 0% chance of answering simple questions.

I feel like we’re having a negative tone here. XD

Superior Rune of Fabulousness(6/6)
(1): +25 Condition Damage
(2): +15% chance when struck to cause confusion
(3): +50 Condition Damage
(4): You sparkle in the sun
(5): +100 Condition Damage
(6): +50 to all stats when fighting naked

I kind of wish we had more fun runes like Rune of the Privateer. =)

Superior Rune of The Forum Poster (6/6)
(1): 10% Moving the Goal Posts
(2): 30% Straw-man Argument
(3): 15% Ambiguous Assertions
(4): 20% Non Sequitur
(5): 10% Cliché Thinking
(6): 15% Chance of ban hammer

Yoroiookami.3485:

(4): You sparkle in the sun

This one made me chuckle. I bet Gaile would have a full set of these

Very funny posts. I would like to see some with a little less bias against the forum/game, I know they are meant in humor but to much toxic humor will get stale fast.

Sigil of Annoyance
10% Chance on Hit: Randomly knock foe out of attack range

Blockhead Magee.3092:

Superior Rune of The Forum Poster (6/6)
(1): 10% Moving the Goal Posts
(2): 30% Straw-man Argument
(3): 15% Ambiguous Assertions
(4): 20% Non Sequitur
(5): 10% Cliché Thinking
(6): 15% Chance of ban hammer

Patch: Chance of Ban Hammer reduced to 1% to reflect actual infraction rate.

LanfearShadowflame.3189:

Sigil of Annoyance
10% Chance on Hit: Randomly knock foe out of attack range

Patch: Also halves cooldowns on bearbows and rifle/flamethrower engineers.

Conversely, would anyone pay for Sigil of Defiance:
20% Chance on Hit: Adds a stack of Defiant to the target.

Superior Rune of Loot (6/6)
(1): +25 Power
(2): +35 Ferocity
(3): +50 Power
(4): 5% chance of monster drop loot bag
(5): +100 Power
(6): 25% of chance of gaining swiftness when you are struck while bellow the health threshold; 100% of chance of dropping an item from your inventory as a loot upon death.

Superior Rune of Whatever Slaying (6/6)
(1): +10% damage to Icebrood
(2): +10% damage to Elementals
(3): +10% damage to Dredge
(4): +10% damage to Inquest
(5): +10% damage to Ghosts
(6): 5% chance on hit to transform your target into Icebrood, Elemental, Dredge, Inquest, or Ghost (cooldown: 120 seconds)

Superior Rune of the New Player Experience
(1): -25 IQ
(2): +15% chance to ragequit game forever on encountering a game mechanic
(3): -50 IQ
(4): immune 2 lernin
(8): how to gw2 @lvl7 #gw2leet4u
(99): u liek 2 draw rude tings on the minimap

GOSU.9574:

Yoroiookami.3485:

(4): You sparkle in the sun

This one made me chuckle. I bet Gaile would have a full set of these

Very funny posts. I would like to see some with a little less bias against the forum/game, I know they are meant in humor but to much toxic humor will get stale fast.

Glad you liked it. And yeah, would love to see Gaile using these!

Superior Rune of Housewife(6/6)
(1): +50 Healing Power
(2): 10% chance to get a vegetable on kill
(3): +100 Healing Power
(4): 25% faster cooking; receive 100% more food from cooking
(5): +250 Healing Power
(6): “Forcefeed” teammates with random food from your inventory when their health reaches 50%

Personally, I would use it. =D

I thought that this thread would be about the monumental decision asked from us in choosing the rewards for the first mission of this episode.

A bag of Minor Runes or a bag of Minor Sigils? How can one choose between an arm and a leg? Has Anet no mercy?

Superior Sigil of Brawler:
30% on critical hit to transform you and the opposition into a brawler in costume for a duration of 2 minutes. (Cooldown: 240 seconds)

Superior Rune of the “I play how I want” (6/6)
(1) +950 toughness
(2) -360% ferocity
(3) 100% chance to be kicked from a speedrun gearcheck team
(4) +1180 vitality
(5) -100% of your current precision
(6) 50% chance when kicked from a team you join despite not matching their requisites to shout “Elitists!” (This was mean >.> )

Superior Sigil of the T-Rex
50% chance on critical to be unable to be seen by foes if standing in one place.

Silvia.9130:

Superior Rune of the “I play how I want” (6/6)
(1) +950 toughness
(2) -360% ferocity
(3) 100% chance to be kicked from a speedrun gearcheck team
(4) +1180 vitality
(5) -100% of your current precision
(6) 50% chance when kicked from a team you join despite not matching their requisites to shout “Elitists!” (This was mean >.> )

Superior Sigil of the T-Rex
50% chance on critical to be unable to be seen by foes if standing in one place.

I feel bad that this happened to you. =(

Superior Sigil of the Forum Warrior
25% chance on hit to minimize GW2.exe, open up your web browser and direct to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

I like the ideas of some of you guys, but could we get a bit less negativity? =)

Superior Rune of Challenge(6/6)
(1): -10% Toughness and Vitality
(2): -15% Power and Condition Damage
(3): -25% Toughness and Vitality
(4): -30% Power and Condition Damage; 1% Chance to gain bleeding on hit
(5): -50% Toughness and Vitality
(6): You gain 50% Endurance every 2 seconds; Any hit will instantly kill you.

Superior Rune of Kindness(6/6)
(1): +25 Vitality
(2): Reviving other players is 50% faster
(3): +50 Healing Power
(4): Healing other players grants you Might
(5): +20% Boon Duration
(6): +50% Magic Find

Superior Rune of Hard Mode (6/6)
(1): – 100 Vitality
(2): – Apply 6 second of Poison to Self when struck (cooldown 6 seconds)
(3): – 200 Vitality
(4): – 5 levels (scales to area)
(5): You cannot see clearly (drunk’o’vision)
(6): No endurance gain.
Can only be applied to Level 75 Armor.

Superior Rune of the Pwnd (6/6)
(1): – +10 Vitality
(2): – 5% chance to get dazed when struck
(3): – +25 Vitality
(4): – 50% chance to summon a dredge clown car when hit
(5): – +100 Vitality
(6): – Clown cars spawns multiple Giganticus Lupicus

I love the clown cars, that should be a new finisher.

Lishtenbird.2814:

Superior Rune of Whatever Slaying (6/6)
(1): +10% damage to Icebrood
(2): +10% damage to Elementals
(3): +10% damage to Dredge
(4): +10% damage to Inquest
(5): +10% damage to Ghosts
(6): 5% chance on hit to transform your target into Icebrood, Elemental, Dredge, Inquest, or Ghost (cooldown: 120 seconds)

OMG, you read my mind~
I was going to post it and decided not to.
+1

KngGilgamesh.3481:

I thought that this thread would be about the monumental decision asked from us in choosing the rewards for the first mission of this episode.

A bag of Minor Runes or a bag of Minor Sigils? How can one choose between an arm and a leg? Has Anet no mercy?

Yeah, it was a regular Sophie’s Choice, wasn’kitten :\
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie's_Choice_

I was actually really ticked by that reward. Level 80s getting a slack minor/green reward? Grr.

Superior Rune of TeqLag(6/6)

(1): +5% Chance some will come to map and go afk
(2): +50% Chance people will tell you not to party
(3): +90% Chance a player will say in map will say “There’s something in the water, HELP”, before NPC
(4): +50% Chance you will lag and get disconnected
(5): +5% Chance that this will ever get fixed
(6): 99.99999999% Chance your drop will be a spoon

Superior Rune of Aaaargh

1.) – 50 Vitality
2.) – 50 Vitality
3.) -50 Vitality, 50% chance to yell “Aaargh” and gain 3 stacks of Torment when struck (cooldown: 5 seconds)
4.) -50 Vitality
5.) -50 Vitality, 50% chance to gain Aegis every 3 seconds for 15 seconds (Cooldown: 5 seconds)
6.) 6.66% chance for either you or your foe to have all stats set to 0 for 10 seconds and swap positions when struck.

Superior Rune of a Clown (6/6)
(1): +30 of a random stat; resets every 1 minute.
(2): Each time you successfully dodge, you gain one stack of might.
(3): +60 of a random stat; resets every 1 minute.
(4): +10% karma/gold/magic find; resets every 5 minutes.
(5): +120 of a random stat; resets every 1 minute.
(6): +10% chance to gain vigor on critical hit.

Azure The Heartless.3261:

Superior Rune of Aaaargh

1.) – 50 Vitality
2.) – 50 Vitality
3.) -50 Vitality, 50% chance to yell “Aaargh” and gain 3 stacks of Torment when struck (cooldown: 5 seconds)
4.) -50 Vitality
5.) -50 Vitality, 50% chance to gain Aegis every 3 seconds for 15 seconds (Cooldown: 5 seconds)
6.) 6.66% chance for either you or your foe to have all stats set to 0 for 10 seconds and swap positions when struck.

Sounds like something from GW1 when the devs had creativity in skills ;p

Superior Sigil of “Inspiration”
On weapon swap (cooldown 10 seconds) or every 10 seconds, grants the effect of any other Superior Sigil for 10 seconds. (Stacks change to the new type when changing.)

Because everyone should be like a mesmer.

Superior Sigil of the Coward Caller
When using a shout, make every stealthed player on the map log out and uninstall the game.
(Cooldown: 10 sec)

Wanze.8410:

Superior Sigil of the Coward Caller
When using a shout, make every stealthed player on the map log out and uninstall the game.
(Cooldown: 10 sec)

Hahaha! This one made me laugh. That will show all of those sneaky little guys!

Wanze.8410:

Superior Sigil of the Coward Caller
When using a shout, make every stealthed player on the map log out and uninstall the game.
(Cooldown: 10 sec)

Superb!

Wanze.8410:

Superior Sigil of the Coward Caller
When using a shout, make every stealthed player on the map log out and uninstall the game.
(Cooldown: 10 sec)

Can I get one of these for WoW? =P

Superior rune of Development

(1) +20% chance to shout “We’re looking into it!” whenever struck by a bug report.
(2) -80% chance to actually look into it.
(3) +90% chance to not complete a feature in the initially announced time frame.
(4) All bug fixes undo a previous fix.
(5) -95% chance to fix Illusionary Warden.
(6) Coming soon™

Superior Rune of Anet Resistance
(1): + 100 to Precision/Power/Ferocity when wearing full Berzerker/Celestial gear.
(2): Diminishing Return effect is reversed to the opposite.
(3): + 200% MF when a farm nerf is implemented. MF works on chests.
(4): -99% chance to be infracted when criticizing Anet.
(5): All trait/skill bugs of your class, when proc-ed, caused Anet programmers and executives to hiccup.
(6): You are immune to any class nerf. Any legendary you are equipped will look just like what you always wanted.

Superior Rune of the RNG
(1) +20 % Magic Find
(2) – 25% Drop Rate
(3) +40 % Magic Find and immune to getting any drops that aren’t white
(4) – 50% Drop Rate
(5) +60% Magic Find
(6) +300% Magic find, and you will never ever get a decent drop in your life time. Make that two life times.

DoomKnightMax.6592:

Superior Rune of the RNG
(1) +20 % Magic Find
(2) – 25% Drop Rate
(3) +40 % Magic Find and immune to getting any drops that aren’t white
(4) – 50% Drop Rate
(5) +60% Magic Find
(6) +300% Magic find, and you will never ever get a decent drop in your life time. Make that two life times.

Was already made by another person.

9460:

Superior Rune of RNG
(1): +10% Time wasted
(2): +15% Forum activity
(3): 99.9% chance your drops will be blue or green
(4): +25% Time wasted
(5): .01% chance at a precursor, reserved for those touched by the Gods
(6): You are touched by the Gods… or are you?

Ideas that wouldn’t poke at these kinds of things would be appreciated. =)

Also apparently his nickname gets censored on forums.

My bad. Sorry.

Superior Sigil of Touching
All Ranger attacks using this weapon ignore armor and have 0 range.

Superior Sigil of Real Rangers:

Active pets suffer an heart attack and die tragically and permanently. The Ranger has +15% attack speed, range and damage.

ascended rune of hope

1 healing power is useful
2 +50% forum aggro
3 – and + condi duration food is gone
4 your ideas about trait, weapon / utility skill, and new weapon expansion now has a +50% chance to get the “we’re looking into it”
5 cleanses work over time, cant lose more than 40% of your health within 1 second, boon removal is more common
6 +50% in game boob size, bounciness, teasiness, gloriousness. oh and server/guild commanders cant be effected by corrupt boon

quaniesan.8497:

Superior Sigil of Real Rangers:

Active pets suffer an heart attack and die tragically and permanently. The Ranger has +15% attack speed, range and damage.

That’s just cruel! D;

Superior Rune of Trahearne REVAMPED (6/6)
(1): 15% Chance of being involved in every single story in the game.
(2): Follow a random player while AFK and remind him/her of your superiority constantly.
(3): +30% Chance of making the player character feel inferior.
(4): Constantly reminds the player that it wont end well.
(5): +50% Chance of being useless in a mission.
(6): 100% Chance of ignoring class weapon restriction and lets you equip a Greatsword.

Superior Rune of the Elder Dragon Slayer

(1): Summon Zojja,gives +500000 Power
(2): Summon Logan,gives +500000 Toughness
(3): Summon Rytlock.gives +500000 Ferocity
(4): Summon Eir,gives +500000 Precision
(5): Summon Caithe,gives +500000 Vitality
(6): Disables all your stats,100% Damage while using a Pact Cannon

Superior Sigil of Critter Slaying
+50% Damage against critters

Superior Rune of Karmatrain Trolling

(1) +100% condi duration against upleveled enemies
(2) +100% damage against upleveled enemies
(3) 100% chance to fear (20s) upleveled enemies when hit
(4) Apply 25 stacks of confusion when striking an upleveled enemy
(5) Remove all Boons from the Target on Critical hit
(6) Remove all karma/exp/gold/mf buffs on target when finishing an upleveled enemy

Superior Rune of the Meek

(1) Power capped at 1
(2) Condition Damage capped at 1
(3) Healing capped at 1
(4) Toughness capped at 1
(5) Vitality capped at 1
(6) 10% Chance, Slay Enemy on Crit
(Okay, that’s not ENTIRELY useless…)

Superior Sigil of Thackery
10% Chance on hit to cast Fear on self

Yoroiookami.3485:

I like the ideas of some of you guys, but could we get a bit less negativity? =)

Superior Rune of Challenge(6/6)
(1): -10% Toughness and Vitality
(2): -15% Power and Condition Damage
(3): -25% Toughness and Vitality
(4): -30% Power and Condition Damage; 1% Chance to gain bleeding on hit
(5): -50% Toughness and Vitality
(6): You gain 50% Endurance every 2 seconds; Any hit will instantly kill you.

This is my favorite. But instead of “Any hit will instantly kill you.,” it should be “If all party members have this rune set, each player gains an additional 500% magic find.”

This is a way for ANET to introduce hardmode without much work.

Superior Rune of Trench Coats (6/6)
(1): Chest piece skin is replaced by a full-length trench coat.
(2): Leggings skin is replaced by the pants best described as “Something that Columbo would wear”.
(3): Headgear skin is replaced by an umbrella hat.
(4): Glove skins are replaced by large, over-sized rubber gloves.
(5): Footwear skins are replaced by thick rubber waders.
(6): While wearing armor with all 6 runes, each successful event completed by the player gains 1 Trench Coat Claim Ticket.

5000 Trench Coat Claim Tickets can be exchanged for an Outfit item called, “The Trench Coat”.