Superior Sigil of the Katamari
Kill target and grow bigger when you evade through an enemy.
Superior Rune of the Saiyan
(1) +25 Power
(2) 8.3% chance each night to turn into a giant monkey.
(3) +50 Power
(4) 50% chance on taking critical damage: Stun every target including yourself for 5 min, shout, and gain +500 to all stats.
(5) +9001 Power
(6) When nearby ally dies, all stats multiplied by 50.
I want to hate you for this but…
/golfclap
I lost it at +9001 Power.
Superior Rune of Player killing,
(1) You can kill players in any zone.
(2) 10%+ Damage again players.
(3) Players that are killed lose 1 gold.
(4) 25%+ Damage again players.
(5) Dead Players are summon as zombies for your personal uses.
(6) You are a god nothing can kill you.
Hrm, that’s gonna get patched.
(1) -10% Damage against players. You are attackable by other players.
(2) +50% WvW XP
(3) -5% Damage taken from players.
(4) Gain 1 silver for each player killed. You lose 1 gold when killed by another player.
(5) When killed, you are pinned to the ground by a special flag that prevents resurrection for 1 minute and provides Swiftness (15 seconds) to players who /laugh nearby.
(6) You can kill players in any zone.
Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632
Superior Rune of the Bunny(6/6)
(1): +50% endurance regeneration
(2): +100% duration to swiftness when applied
(3): +99% chance to loot [Carrot] or [Lettuce] on kill
(4): 40% chance of turning into a cute white fluffy bunny for 20s when running (Cooldown: 60s) , chance for people to make “awww!” sound when passing by. 100% chance on inflicting nearby players the Cuteness Overload status, affected players have 1% chance of instant death upon Cuteness Overload
(5): 20% chance of summoning Champion Rabbit for 15s when overrun (Cooldown: 180s)
(6): 100% chance of becoming the Legendary White Rabbit when health is at 10% for 30s (Cooldown: 300 seconds)
Fixed that for you
They Came We Lag [LAG]
Isle of Janthir
#MakeIoJgreatagain
1 +10 condition damage (direct damage is too mainstream)
2 +50 power while underground
3 +50 % condition duration
4 +100 power while using an underwater weapon on land
5 +100% confusion duration
6 60% chance on crit. to summon a beard. Effect lasts until beards come back into fashion.
1 +50 power while on claw Island (-100% vitality for mentor)
2 +20% damage vs Lighthouses
3 +100 power vs Aetherblades during dragon bash (-10% council power)
4 +10% damage vs Scarlet’s Minions
5 +50% poison duration
6 20% chance on crit. of shouting “By Ogden’s Hammer, What savings!”, and a giant drill bit falling on your opponent.
Superior rune of monkey pirate (6/6)
(1) a parrot appear on your shoulder: in combat, says funny jokes
(2) If downed, enemies in a range of 600 are immobilized (max 5) and start laughing. Your character start insulting and telling jokes, +10% velocity in recovery;
(3) when critical hit, your enemy acquire a fluo-aura (also if stealthed) (10secs)
(4) when your life drops less than 10%, a clown on a tricycle appear and cross the fight area, with expressions like “I want to play a game”. All players in a range of 1200 are stuck for 5secs
(5)when critically hit, plus point (3), you cry “LEEEEROY JENKINS”: both the aggressor and character fight a boxe match (as in gw1 eye of the north – leeroy stonekin)
(6) when you use an elite skill there is a 30% probability that you summon:
- Thraeharne: blatering about his superiority;
- Satan, with electric guitar, remembering about your signed contract with him (as in Tenacious D in The pick of destiny);
- lady gaga;
Hmm… Here is a suggestion for A-Net
They could add these “funny” runes to Outfits.
In the same time they evolve the outfits into somehting customisable and in the same time they can add more “coolness factors” in the game.
Think about the robothron backpack. it is funny to hear it.
The same thing could happen with the runes on outfits.
Of cource, the runes will apply their efects when the character displayes the outfit and not just having it equipped
and to keep in tone with the thred…
The rune of the Cheerful
1) 60% chance to start dancing after you killed a yelow or whit foe
2) 20% chance to use a random Finisher (if available)
3) 40% chance for players in 300 to start to “cheer” for you when you killed a veteran foe
4) 100% chance to start dancing after each 25th foe you killed
5) 75% chance all players in 700 start dancing after you killed a champion foe
6) 100% chance to start an “exclusive rune dance” after killing a foe from Downed state
Superior Rune of Michael Bay (6/6)
(1) +25 power
(2) 50% chance to trigger an explosion when struck
(3) +100% explosion radius
(4) +10% damage when not looking at explosions
(5) Gain 3 seconds of immunity when an explosion occurs
(6) 50% chance to trigger another explosion when an explosion occurs
Superior Rune of Michael Bay (6/6)
(1) +25 power
(2) 50% chance to trigger an explosion when struck
(3) +100% explosion radius
(4) +10% damage when not looking at explosions
(5) Gain 3 seconds of immunity when an explosion occurs
(6) 50% chance to trigger another explosion when an explosion occurs
(1) +1 Craftable Exclusive
(2) -1 Core game mechanic
(3) +1 New currency / non-tradeable material
(4) -1 Lore / story arc, leaving loose-ends in place
(5) +1 Suspension of critics on the forum
(6) – dozens of players per month, sick of the above
(1) +25 Healing Power
(2) +20% Swiftness Duration
(3) +50 Healing Power
(4) When struck, gain Swiftness for 7 seconds (10 second cooldown)
(5) +100 Healing Power
(6) While Swiftness is active, gain a golem jet pack that increases speed by 100%. All outgoing damage while wearing the jet pack is reduced to zero. There, you’re faster now.
Many alts; handle it!
“I’m finding companies should sell access to forums,
it seems many like them better than the games they comment on.” -Horrorscope.7632
Superior Rune of the Anti-Zerker:
(1) Attack decreased by 15%
(2) Defense increased by 15%
(3) Attack decreased by 33%
(4) Defense increased by 33%
(5)+1,000,000 Anger
(6) Inability to read LFG descriptions
Something long-time GW1 players will hopefully get a chuckle out of:
Superior Rune of the Hamstorm (6/6)
(usable only by Warriors)
(1): +1 Energy Recovery
(2): +5 Energy
(3): 15% chance when you call a target to shout “Strategy in real-time!” and random squiggly arrows and the word “Go!” appears on your mini-map.
(4): 15% chance when attacking from behind to strike with a hamstring attack to cripple your fleeing opponent
(5): 50% chance when attacking a crippled opponent to cast a firestorm and rain fire down upon him as he slowly limps away, while you shout “A deadly combination!”
(6): When attacking with a bow and you don’t have any bow skills equipped on your skill bar, 25% chance to shout “Skill, not hours played, decides your fate!” (100% chance when attacking a bone dragon)
If you don’t get the joke, it’s based on the box art from the original GW1, which showed a warrior using an absolutely ridiculous build based around the skills Hamstring and Firestorm, which has affectionately been dubbed “The Hamstorm”:
