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Posted by: BigMoser.8790

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The mail bird.

My my… I always wonder what players put you through.

Day in, and day out you are flying in and flying out just to fly right back in at times. Poor bird, each item is precious to you for delivery. You never seem to fail at any given moment.

When players need you most, you are always there to deliver and send.

I think about you every day. Flying over players in grass, snow, dirt, trees, mountain tops, lava, dungeons, world bosses, fractals… you even go the extra mile and go underwater! Wow! Screw WvW zerg battles, you’ll fly right in like a Boss and get that mail in there with pinpoint accuracy!

Anyways, I just want to say.. Thank you.

P.S. I need to sell everything in my bank now.

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Posted by: Vol.7601

Vol.7601

Anet is missing a big opportunity by not having a gemstore item that customizes your mail delivery

E.g.
-Owl – 500 gems
-Flying dolyak – 1200 gems
-Tiny Flaming dragon – 2000gems

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Posted by: BigMoser.8790

BigMoser.8790

lol flying dolyak

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Vol.7601

lol flying dolyak

Well, it has been ‘confirmed’

http://i.imgur.com/ENMKX1X.jpg

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Posted by: Rouven.7409

Rouven.7409

Rocket Dolyak, bringing out the mail up here alone.

“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”

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Posted by: GrandmaFunk.3052

GrandmaFunk.3052

I was giddy all day when I first noticed that the bird went underwater.

GamersWithJobs [GWJ]
Northern Shiverpeaks

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Posted by: Karizee.8076

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I would buy that tiny flaming dragon in a heartbeat!

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I would buy that tiny flaming dragon in a heartbeat!

Yeah … ummm … be careful. Flames and paper and such.

“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”

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I would buy that tiny flaming dragon in a heartbeat!

Yeah … ummm … be careful. Flames and paper and such.

To be fair, people don’t care about their mail getting wet while underwater.

The again, that might kill the fiery dragon, forcing you to spend another 2000 gems.

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Posted by: Rouven.7409

Rouven.7409

I would buy that tiny flaming dragon in a heartbeat!

Yeah … ummm … be careful. Flames and paper and such.

To be fair, people don’t care about their mail getting wet while underwater.

The again, that might kill the fiery dragon, forcing you to spend another 2000 gems.

Well that’s easily explainable, waterproof ink of course.

Since I have seen people burn underwater I would expect my dragon’s fire not to be extinguished either … but here comes the environmental issue in the long run:

Extremely increased water evaporation in conjunction with global tyria warming! Soon there might be no lakes no more, where will the champion fish spawn? Will he die on hitting the ground resulting in no loot?

As well as other unanswered questions like:

Will the dragons eat smaller mail birds and will I thus get mail that was not addressed to me?

Rocket Dolyaks on the other hand should be safe as long as there are not 1000 under water mails delivered at the same time, which might flood some coastal towns.

All in all 2000 gems for a personal mail finisher … I meant mail bird … would be a steal.

Since I usually only get bills in the mail I would opt for something like this:

Attachments:

“Whose Kitten is this?” – “It’s a Charr baby.”
“Whose Charr is this?”- “Ted’s.”
“Who’s Ted?”- “Ted’s dead, baby. Ted’s dead.”