Guild Wars 2

Hi there GW2 community! Recently I decided to grind for Twilight and I hate myself for asking but it would be cool for you guys to donate some gold or Materials. Donate to Admiral Reno (I know it sounds selfish to ask people on the forums but a little help is always nice, I know I can get Twilight on my own but that would mean hours of countless grind and with a little help, I can chop away some of those hours).
What’s in it for you?
A warm hug (not really, I probably don’t even know you, but I would if I saw you in real life!)
Thanks again to the community!
P.S. Please don’t comment negative things, I know I sound really selfish.

I like where this is headed.

Amos.8760:

I like where this is headed.

The hugging part or the donation part?

I’ll give you a fish. However, not just an ordinary fish, this fish loves porn. Oh yes, let me tell you. I cannot leave the room without him changing the channel to something odd. I always come back and have to cover my eyes in terror. The fish just shouts at me to get out of his house.

Ah yes, he evicted me from my home and stole my family from me. He took them to America and they’re now millionaires.

However, he still belongs to me and I can give him away. Once an owner, you can use his money for whatever you wish.

I’m sure you could sell him for gold too.

Syktek.7912:

I’ll give you a fish. However, not just an ordinary fish, this fish loves porn. Oh yes, let me tell you. I cannot leave the room without him changing the channel to something odd. I always come back and have to cover my eyes in terror. The fish just shouts at me to get out of his house.

Ah yes, he evicted me from my home and stole my family from me. He took them to America and they’re now millionaires.

However, he still belongs to me and I can give him away. Once an owner, you can use his money for whatever you wish.

I’m sure you could sell him for gold too.

Hahahaha. No thanks, but I like that you’re thinking.

I… am speechless.

deSade.9437:

I… am speechless.

This!

I got a friend who might donate the gold you need,
Whisper dellorttoguoy.5325

After I get donations towards my Incinerator. Anyone wanna help me out? I will film myself nekkid & send it to you <3

Inb4 everyone gives him a name of someone who booted said person from a dungeon party before the last boss

Even though I have a legendary already and 400g in the bank, it doesn’t hurt to ask…

can I haz omnomnom berry bar donations?

Vol.5241:

Even though I have a legendary already and 400g in the bank, it doesn’t hurt to ask…

can I haz omnomnom berry bar donations?

That’s pretty much enough to buy that freaking The Legend, you know?

Valento.9852:

Vol.5241:

Even though I have a legendary already and 400g in the bank, it doesn’t hurt to ask…

can I haz omnomnom berry bar donations?

That’s pretty much enough to buy that freaking The Legend, you know?

Twist – I already have The Bifrost :P. Bought the precursor for 145g after Lost Shores.

I need gold for Althea’s Ashes.

I’m not working on a Legendary or doing anything but goof off in the game, but I’ll take donations too. Email me money or stacks of ectos. I don’t have any real need for them right now but you never know.

I can go for Kudzu.
Have nothing atm and I have about 10 g

Necro a thread that will probably get deleted now. LOL

I could use some as well.

Don’t send anything less than 10g though…

I like turtles.

Good day to you madam or sir. My name is Essence Snow I am a descendant of Rurik of Ascalon. As such I have a very large endowment fund but due to ongoing litigations I am unable to access use of my wealth for the time being.

Now you may be asking yourself “Why does this matter to me?”. To attain full use of my generous wealth I need to hide it for the time being, while I take care of remaining litigations. Once those are resolved I shall attain my inherited wealth.

This is were you come in. I would like for you to store my wealth for a short period of time. I shall transfer to you my full inheritance. Once I tuck in lose tails send it back to me but keep a generous percentage for your troubles.

Now you might be thinking to yourself “What’s the catch?”. Unfortunately there always seems to be one which we are unable to avoid even though I wish we could. Unfortunately to transfer my mass wealth I need to pay a one time fee to the Black Lion Trading Company of 10 gold. 10 gold to transfer 1 million gold of which you shall keep 5% for you kindness once the transaction is completed.

So just end 10g gold to Essence Snow and in due time I’ll send you 1 million gold. Shortly there after keep 5% of the 1 million and send the rest back to me. This will greatly benefit my country, yourself, and will establish you as a savior of our people.

Thank you for your time, service to your country, and vast willingness to help.

Eagerly awaiting, Essence Snow of Ascalon

Edit: Oops. Please nuke this 7 months old topic. And guys stop posting. I just realized and edited my post accordingly.

LoneWolfie.1852:

Edit: Oops. Please nuke this 7 months old topic. And guys stop posting. I just realized and edited my post accordingly.

You’re just trying to get all the donations for yourself!

I wonder how people even dig up 7 month old threads? Go to page 375 and bump a random thread?

As this thread has been buried in the forums for 7 Month, we make sure it goes back into his “grave”.
Thread locked.
Thanks for your understanding!