Guild Wars 2

• Shark on a Stick
• I’m so Goth it Hurts
• Electric BBQ
• Wind Breaker
• Rainbow Cricket Bat
• Pony Bow
• Fire Alarm Trigger
• Denial
• I Carry My Wealth on My Back
• Not a Torch
• Party Bend
• Yesterday’s News
• Fever
• Chillax, Bro
• Invasive Species
• Rainbow Stick
• Burninator
• Oversized Thermometer
• Mesmer
• Better Than Sundial
• That Which No One Has Ever Seen

Because there hasn’t been enough fun in General Discussion lately. See if you can connect them all, or come up with ones of your own.

Nope, only you can decipher your thought process on this one. Sure, Shark on a Stick is straight forward spear, I’m so Goth it Hurts is not. Nor is Electric BBQ, there’s both Bolt and Meteorlogicus which has lightning in their theme (and I guess trident could technically be seen as electric eels, though they aren’t necessarily). Pony Bow is straight forward, shortbow. Fire Alarm Trigger is not, could be Rodgort, could be Incinerator. I Carry My Wealth on My Back is again not really descriptive. Can be any two-handed one, Eternity, The Flameseeker Prophecies. Not a Torch could be Rodgort, but it could be everything else too. Rainbow Cricket Bat makes no sense when Rainbow Stick is pretty obviously staff. Mesmer makes no sense either.

No, sorry, your idea of clever names for the legendaries likely only fits your way of thinking for a majority of them. Please update, fun was denied.

Where’s the fun in an easy riddle? I should probably mention, though, there’s exactly one for each legendary.

I’ll play…

• Shark on a Stick – Kamohoali’i Kotaki
• I’m so Goth it Hurts – Twilight
• Electric BBQ – Zap
• Wind Breaker – Howler
• Rainbow Cricket Bat
• Pony Bow – Dreamer
• Fire Alarm Trigger – ?
• Denial – ?
• I Carry My Wealth on My Back -?
• Not a Torch – Incinerator
• Party Bend – Moot
• Yesterday’s News – Flameseeker Prophecies
• Fever – ?
• Chillax, Bro – Frostfang
• Invasive Species – Kudzu
• Rainbow Stick – Bifrost
• Burninator – Trogdor….Um got that backwards. Rodgort.
• Oversized Thermometer – Juggernaut
• Mesmer – ?
• Better Than Sundial – Eternity
• That Which No One Has Ever Seen -?

• Pinkie Pie’s Party Cannon – Quip
• More fish than a tuna can – Frenzy
• Aughra’s Orrery (on a stick) – Meteorlogicus
• Not a gemstore instrument – Minstrel
• I coulda been a sniper – Predator

Mesmer -> Minstrel (Remember the Bard joke post?)

Some of these are (seemingly) straight forward. Others, not so much considering more than one fits the general idea. For example ‘Better than a sundial’ could apply to any legendary that has a day / night cycle (Eternity, Meteorlogicus, even Kraitkin). While something like ’I’m so goth it hurts’ could only be Twilight as a joke reference to the movies. Still, I’ll play, here are my guesses:

• Shark on a Stick – Kamohoali’i Kotaki
• I’m so Goth it Hurts – Twilight
• Electric BBQ – Bolt
• Wind Breaker – Kudzu
• Rainbow Cricket Bat – Sunrise
• Pony Bow – Dreamer
• Fire Alarm Trigger – Frenzy
• Denial – Howler
• I Carry My Wealth on My Back – Eternity
• Not a Torch – Incinerator
• Party Bend – Quip
• Yesterday’s News – Flameseeker Prophecies
• Fever – Moot
• Chillax, Bro – Frostfang
• Invasive Species – Kraitkin
• Rainbow Stick – Bifrost
• Burninator – Rodgort
• Oversized Thermometer – Juggernaut
• Mesmer – Minstrel
• Better Than Sundial – Meteorlogicus
• That Which No One Has Ever Seen – Predetor