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Posted by: Spiteful prophecy.7130

Spiteful prophecy.7130

Q:

I was just looking at the statue of the Lion in lion’s arch and have had one thought, as well as multiple people over the past few weeks saying how cool it is, etc. I had one thought that i must share and wonder if they can actually fix it or not.

How come the statue of the lion has a mane but no genitalia?

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Posted by: Palador.2170

Palador.2170

A:

They’re missing AGAIN?

sigh

Here’s the thing: They’re supposed to be there. But they’re kinda shiny, and you know there’s skritt in Lion’s Arch. They say it takes big brass ones to lay claim to the title of “best thief in the Arch”, and … well … one skritt has what it takes to hold that title.

Sarcasm, delivered with a
delicate, brick-like subtlety.

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Posted by: vince.5937

vince.5937

Because this game is rated T.

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Posted by: Substance E.4852

Substance E.4852

Because no one wants to stare at a giant stone lion dong.

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Posted by: Toxyn.9608

Toxyn.9608

Your question is absurd.

Google “lion statue” and you’ll notice almost every single one is designed without genitalia. The public eye doesn’t want to see it.

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Posted by: Vorch.2985

Vorch.2985

You just haven’t done the quest to find them.

It’s a 3 parter.

Here’s what people thought of GW1 when it first came out: http://tinyurl.com/bntcvyc
“A release is 7 days or less away or has just happened within the last 7 days…
These are the only two states you’ll find the world of Tyria.”

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Posted by: nastyjman.8207

nastyjman.8207

+1

You got a chuckle out of me.

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