Guild Wars 2

The devs should introduce a minigame in where u can whip quaggans to build LA faster.

the harder you whip them faster they work and the more points u get!

You can spend the points to buy fashionable items like slave collars or cattle prods!

You can even spend the points to upgrade your personal whip so that it gets more tails at the end of it so you can whip even more Quaggans at once!!

Can we cook the Quaggans too?

Dante.1763:

Can we cook the Quaggans too?

The best part is the Succulent Blow Hole Meat ^_~

as long we dont have to listen to the annoying COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO all the time.

Quaggans, the Pencil Neck Geek of Tyria.

(Of course, they don’t actually have pencil necks, but if you’re a fan of Dr. Demento, you’ll get what I mean)

I just do not understand all the quagganhaters and quagganeaters! Quaggans are made of love, and all things good!

Then again, I spend a lot of in-game time in quaggan form.

Coooo!

Foooooooo on this idea. xD

Why not have it be skritt instead of Quaggan, Yes?

Miku.6297:

Foooooooo on this idea. xD

Why not have it be skritt instead of Quaggan, Yes?

My charr got tired of having to eat skritt in the flame legion temples. She needs something new! :P

Hrm, then maybe a more balanced meal, kodan it’s whats for dinner!

Miku.6297:

Foooooooo on this idea. xD

Why not have it be Skritt instead of Quaggan, Yes?

If we got that many skritt together, their combined intellect would be entirely too much for the weak leaders of Tyria to handle. Jennah would be dethroned, the Asuran council would be demolished, and the Pale Tree would be razed. The Charr would have a skritt as their new Khan-Ur. The Norn, of course, would be ignored, since GW2 barely acknowledges them anyway.

And then it would be Skritt whipping the blubbery Quaggan into building the greatest of all empires, beginning with the capitol city of Shiny’s Arch.

No, it’d be much safer for all of us if we just beat the quaggans until they fell over in righteous labor, then feed the fallen to the remaining workers, so they can continue to rebuild Lion’s Arch.

Miku.6297:

Hrm, then maybe a more balanced meal, kodan it’s whats for dinner!

Kodan and Quaggan stew! that sounds good…now to round up some of both..

~doesn’t hearing the foooooing that is emanating from the Quaggans behind the clear soundproof walls of their test cells of her laboratory. Zerina checks a few readouts, and makes adjustments. The Quaggan in the test cell in front of her stats to become very animated as bolts of lighting emitting from nodes inside the cell~

“Was that excruciating?” Zerina asked.

mcwurth.2081:

as long we dont have to listen to the annoying COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO all the time.

Easy solution, cut out their tongues

Quaggin BBQ?! Give me the date and time, and ill be there!

Haha, honestly I don’t really hate quaggins, if I had to pick one reason for my dislike of them, it would be how they are overly romanticized. They really aren’t that cute, and their toddler level vocabulary, is grading to say the least. And NO, I do not want to ERP them… as a human, I am only interested in humans, and furthermore, I did not come to GW2 for that kind of thing in the first place and I have no intention of changing my stance now, and if I did, quaggins would not be the subject of my desires… ew, just ew. People have taken quaggins to a level of worship that they do not deserve, is quite freaky actually, and is rather annoying. So quaggin whipping party or BBQ? I’m there, XD