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Logan Thackeray Joke Thread
I don’t know if you’d call it a joke or not, but this happened in CoF Story:
Logan: “Incomming fireball, get out of the way!”
Party scatters, turns back to Logan…..
Party Chat: “Isn’t he going to move?”
Party watches Logan get hit in the face with a fireball… more than once.
Party Chat: “I wonder how much Rytlock had to pay Gaheron Baelfire to make sure every fireball hit Logan.”
End of the dungeon:
Logan: “So, we good?”
Rytlock: “No, but we’re better.”
want to hear a joke?
logan thackeray.
lololol most useless NPC ever created.
Logan Thackery is a reincarnation of King Adelbern’s son, Prince Rurik. I can tell by how useful he is.
I like Logan His not important but i always prefered him to the other members of DE, besides maybe caithe, she’s an interesting one. Though i have to admit after reading the second guild wars novel my respect for logan fell alot, especailly how he left is friends to go and fight by his queen who wouldn’t have been in any real danger had logan stayed and they killed kralkatorrik
the guardian skill “retreat” is inspired by logan thackeray.
“I’m Logan Thackeray, an I’m running away!”
Quote from NPC children that roleplayed as Destiny’s Edge.
Alatum Interitum
Logan Thackery is a reincarnation of King Adelbern’s son, Prince Rurik. I can tell by how useful he is.
Yeah he runs into every single pack of monsters all by himself without caring for the group just like Rurik!
His name is also funny just to say.
Logan Thackery
want to hear a joke?
logan thackeray.
lololol most useless NPC ever created.
I thought that was rhytlock.
Every pull someone in my group has to pull him off the floor.
At least detha lives sometimes.
The entire destiny’s edge crew is pretty terrible.
It just so happens that logan thackerayy is the biggest chump of them all.
Logan Thackery is a reincarnation of King Adelbern’s son, Prince Rurik. I can tell by how useful he is.
Yeah he runs into every single pack of monsters all by himself without caring for the group just like Rurik!
The one saving grace is that you had to keep Rurik alive… Logan can face-plant all day long — and he does — and you don’t fail the mission.
What’s a Logan? What’s a Thackery?
… and how did these two terms end up in a sentence next to each other?!?!
How do you know you’ve committed failure? When you’re referred to as Logan.
PvE Main – Zar Poisonclaw – Daredevil
WvW Main – Ghost Mistcaller – Herald
Logan Thackery should be renamed Leeeeeroy Jenkins. XD
“Ugh we’re dying, Logan do somet-”
“BRB Queen”
I am Logan Thackeray. Despite the fact that I ran away, I’m secure in my manhood because of my extra special Thackeray Belt.
What’s the difference between Logan Thackery and a bucket of manure?
The bucket.
Do you think he dates on Saturday nights?
/w Logan Thackery “Dude are you there?”
The player you attempted to whisper is currently Away From Keyboard.
Our nickname for Thackeray is Thickeray. Simple, stupid, but it gets the job done.
Therefore I may take some time replying to you.
Logan just needs to let go of the holy trinity.
Now come on, we all know Logan is a skilled tactician, he has survived every encounter, and being the brilliant tactician that he is, he knows when to fight, and when to run.
Logan Thackery
= A Lantern …………..Not real bright and you have to carry him everywhere
= A Blister……………….. comes out after all the work is done
= not real bright but can lift heavy things
Going to war without Logan Thackery is like going to war without an Accordion. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage.
Why so mean with Logan?
If he hadn’t been away, Kralkatorrik would be dead and they would have then killed Zhaitan and no GW2 and no Trahear… oh wait, I hate you, Logan!
Aw man… even though he’s one of my favourite characters, this just cracks me up xD
The mysteries dissapear and life stands explained.”
I don’t always run away from a fight, but when I do, I run with Logan Thackeray.
Keep running, my friends!
I don’t always run away from a fight, but when I do, I run with Logan Thackeray.
Keep running, my friends!
This made my day. Congratulations, you’ve memed it.
PvE Main – Zar Poisonclaw – Daredevil
WvW Main – Ghost Mistcaller – Herald
“That soldier is a threat, and we’re going to- FOR THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEN!”
-Logan Thackeray during the human tutorial
apperently i can’t just upload a picture
Ryfaul – 80 Warrior
Fluene – 80 Mesmer
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Superior Rune of Logan Thackeray
(1) +20% swiftness duration
(2) +100% chance to gain swiftness(20s) when queen is in danger
(3) +15% movement speed
(4) +5% chance to shout when hit, “Im not running away!” for swiftness (10s)
(5) +20 swiftness duration
(6) Armor doesn’t break on death
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Q: How many Logans does it take to screw in an Asuran light source?
A: 1, but only if you want the job left half done in the middle and end up having to do it yourself.
Q: How many Logans does it take to screw in an Asuran light source in the Queen’s room?
A: 5,000 to confuse Rytlock into chasing when he ditches him, 2,000 to make sure the Queen has an alternate light source, 1,000 to fret over a plan to make the change and hire heroes of Tyria to do it, and 10,000 to fight over which of them gets to tell the Queen it’s been done.
Logan’s not retreating, he’s advancing in reverse! Or charging to future victories!
Also, my guild has developed a term. When a boss is a heavy hitter, can KO people in a few hits, and is a melee fighter? We have one battle cry. “KITE LIKE LOGAN!”
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Nobody cared who i was until i said i am logan thackerway…wait they still don’t care? Darn.
Superior Rune of Logan Thackeray
(1) +20% swiftness duration
(2) +100% chance to gain swiftness(20s) when queen is in danger
(3) +15% movement speed
(4) +5% chance to shout when hit, “Im not running away!” for swiftness (10s)
(5) +20 swiftness duration
(6) Armor doesn’t break on death
This is brilliant. Make it happen Anet!
Logan = Lose again
What is the difference between 10 copper and Logan Thackeray?
A: 10 copper is actually worth something
Why did Logan cross the road … He didn’t want to get bullied by the chicken .
It has been circulating in Kryta that “doin’ a Logan” means running to or hiding behind a woman.
i.e. “Johnny does a Logan whenever he is picked on at playground.”
Who is this Logan Thackeray you refer to?
I only know a Logan That-a-way…
A norm walks into a bar and says to the barkeep “I’ll have a Logan Thackeray .”
barkeep runs away
Q: What’s the fastest way to Divinity’s Reach?
A: Enter a battle and grab hold of Logan Thackeray.
Nike has just gotten a hold of Logan Thackeray and are using his name for their next pair of running shoes.
Q: What’s the fastest way to Divinity’s Reach?
A: Enter a battle and grab hold of Logan Thackeray.
lmao!
Seamarshal Belit / Initiate Xun Tsu / Mistwarden Roshone
Seafarer’s Rest | Northerner @ Dragon Season
There are no bad guardians just guardians that were trained by logan thackeray.
Arenanet are considering changing the image on the skill Retreat to a logan picture for april fools day…only problem is most players wouldnt realise it was ment to be a joke
If a certain X-Man plays GW2, “Snikt! Snikt!” will be heard at Anet office.
Logan? You just missed him.
Superior Rune of Logan Thackeray
(1) +20% swiftness duration when moving away from foe
(2) +100% chance to gain swiftness(20s) when hit in combat
(3) +15% movement speed when hit in combat
(4) +5% chance to shout when hit, “NOT THE FACE!” for swiftness (10s)
(5) +20% swiftness duration when hit in combat
(6) Armour & Face doesn’t break on death
Fixed that up a little.
I’m just curious. How many of you guys have read Edge of Destiny?
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