Guild Wars 2

So it would appear that a few of my friends have started a trend amongst my group of making up new jokes involving Logan Thackery fleeing. Personally I think the guy is awesome but some of them can be pretty funny. So I am curious to see what jokes the rest of the community can come up with.

Example:
1: If Logan Thackey was a character in league of legends, each one of his skills would be “recall”

2: The reason there are no mounts in the game is because it would only make Logan run away faster.

3: The number one character Logan visits isn’t Jennah, but the ‘speed boons’ npc

Logan’s passive: Reduce casting time of b by 20%
Q: Enter stealth when casting recall
W: Break out of stun and immune to disrupt when recall
E: Taking damage reduces casting time of recall by 10%, stack 5 times, lasts 5s
Ultimate: Instantly b cd: 150s

As a guardian, two skills always on Logan’s utility bar are
1: “Retreat!”
2: “Save Yourselves!”

Logan’s slot skill majorly modified.

Merciful Intervention
Meditation: Teleport to Queen Jennah and create an overprotective shield around her.

Sanctuary
Consecration: Form a protective ego that prevents friends and Charrs from flaming, and heal Jennah.

Wall of Reflectoin
Consecration: Protect Jennah with a wall of ego power that reflects flaming.

For his elite

Tome of The Coward
Tome. Summon an ancient tome that grants powerful retreat spells.

“The Brave Sir Robin” is Logan’s theme song.

Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely, ran away…away…
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin

I also really like Logan. Poor guy always being picked on.

Rpgtabbycat.5869:

“The Brave Sir Robin” is Logan’s theme song.

I also really like Logan. Poor guy always being picked on.

I like him to, but Jennah would probably sing the previous part of Brave Sir Robin song :P

“That, soldier, is a threat! See ya!”

Doesn’t any one see the name alone is the key to him running away.
The dev like to throw in little things like this.
1976 Logan’s Run
people ran so they would not be killed of at 30 years of age.

Coward’s curse

When Logan is not within 100 of Queen Jennah, all his stats are reduced to 1 and he gains 20 minutes of fear.

haha I honestly laughed at OPs number 2.

I would go with … “Logan is so good at running, his friends call him Thackille O’Neal”

Lol love it! Couldn’t make a human because of Mr. Turn and run!

In my guild, when we have to use a specific strategy for defeating a boss, we say the following…

“KITE LIKE LOGAN!!!!”

Where is the joke about Usain Bolt and Logan?

His grandmother would be so ashamed of him

hold up. hold up!!!!

Logan is my friend. There will be no more jokes about him rushing back to save his love.

You all should be happy that Logan is the strapping human male that he is. Because if Logan had been a Norn, Kryta would have a new queen.

(see what I did there. yes, I know its not funny but its situational. Norn don’t run fast. get it. oh nevermind)

I’m glad this thread had so many responses Moar!

Logan Thackery: No further jokes necessary.