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Posted by: Duke Nukem.6783

Duke Nukem.6783

its literally the most annoying thing about this game, i still dont have any option to specifically turn it off,why does the banker say MAY THE STARS GUIDE YOU every time someone talks to her???

if i made a thread on these forums every 5 seconds that just said MAY THE STARS GUIDE YOU anet would ban me, yet i have to hear them do it in game every 5 seconds, seriously nobody likes this, nobody will be sad if you change it

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Posted by: Alec B.8905

Alec B.8905

May The Stars Guide You in your quest to get rid of this.

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Posted by: Duke Nukem.6783

Duke Nukem.6783

May The Stars Guide You in your quest to get rid of this.

UP FOR A CHALLENGE?

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

More violets, less violence.

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Posted by: Fermi.2409

Fermi.2409

May the stars guide you

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

By Ogden’s hammer! What savings!

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Posted by: Pifil.5193

Pifil.5193

I’m rich you know.

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Posted by: Endless Soul.5178

Endless Soul.5178

If you think that’s bad, may I direct you to a certain plant soldier in Camp Resolve that’s worried about Mordremoth having the ability to strike anywhere.

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

Now I miss all of the old Lion’s Arch chatter.

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Posted by: Pifil.5193

Pifil.5193

If you think that’s bad, may I direct you to a certain plant soldier in Camp Resolve that’s worried about Mordremoth having the ability to strike anywhere.

Don’t see why we should have to take orders from mice and talking cabbages.

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Posted by: Fermi.2409

Fermi.2409

Now I miss all of the old Lion’s Arch chatter.

Honestly I miss old Lion’s Arch in general. I just feel like the old map had a lot more character or something then the new one… I liked it a lot more overall.

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Posted by: Duke Nukem.6783

Duke Nukem.6783

Now I miss all of the old Lion’s Arch chatter.

Honestly I miss old Lion’s Arch in general. I just feel like the old map had a lot more character or something then the new one… I liked it a lot more overall.

i liked when the city was destroyed and its people suffering…..because the mystic forge was right next to a crafting station AND THE CRAFTING STATION NEVER MADE NOISE WHEN YOU USED IT AS A BANK

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Posted by: Donari.5237

Donari.5237

Now I miss all of the old Lion’s Arch chatter.

CITIZENS!

Any time I wonder if the Queen held enough of us back to protect DR, if it comes to that, or get concerned that Mordremoth can attack anywhere, or realize that Marjory has to give me a kiss, I just remember CITIZENS! and life is copacetic once more.

Also, who remembers that super happy woman in DR? She finally got some soundproofing in her bedroom. I’ll take the guidance of stars over that any time

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

I have dialogue turned off

Sweet, sweet silence.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Artemid.3925

Artemid.3925

If you think that’s bad, may I direct you to a certain plant soldier in Camp Resolve that’s worried about Mordremoth having the ability to strike anywhere.

Someone else can correctly identify the single most annoying NPC in the game!

The complained-about lines get annoying, yes. Even “mice and talking cabbages”. But if you’re next to this certain fellow, his line fires every fifteen seconds. I wish I were kidding.

By Ogden’s hammer! What savings!

I miss this, too.

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Posted by: Donari.5237

Donari.5237

Oh, I have another one! The two Priory in Tarir. I don’t have the exact lines memorized, but it’s along the lines of:

“Have you been able to date the city?”
“Not yet, but it’s over 150 years old, for shore.” (Yes, she has quite a twang on “sure”).

The man seems unable to remember the answer, because he asks again about 3 seconds later and gets the answer again. Over and over and over.

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Posted by: Lightsbane.9012

Lightsbane.9012

May The Stars Guide You in your quest to get rid of this.

UP FOR A CHALLENGE?

IVE GOT DEALS YOU WONT BELIEVE!

As quick as the Valkyries ride,
As true as Odin’s spear flies,
There is nowhere to hide.

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Posted by: Razor.9872

Razor.9872

“Hi!…Oh…it’s you

NSPride <3

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Posted by: Vephar.8475

Vephar.8475

Have you heard of Kristyna Sohnstag in Hoelbrak?
Every 5 seconds “Take heed! I haven’t taken leave of my senses. I’ve seen creatures of metal and steam!” and she follows you around too!

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Posted by: Duke Nukem.6783

Duke Nukem.6783

I have dialogue turned off

Sweet, sweet silence.

but then i miss important combat cues

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Posted by: Duke Nukem.6783

Duke Nukem.6783

May The Stars Guide You in your quest to get rid of this.

UP FOR A CHALLENGE?

IVE GOT DEALS YOU WONT BELIEVE!

HO TRAVELER

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

They should probably replace the NPC with the Ogden’s Hammer guy.

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Posted by: Klinch.2964

Klinch.2964

“TAKE HEED! I HAVEN’T TAKEN LEAVE OF MY SENSES. I’VE SEEN CREATURES OF METAL AND STEAM!”

I always go to Hoelbrak instead of Lions Arch…

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Posted by: Fermi.2409

Fermi.2409

Let’s play investigators!

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

I have dialogue turned off

Sweet, sweet silence.

but then i miss important combat cues

I guess. I’m not missing combat cues that are critical for what I do, which is PvE.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Duke Nukem.6783

Duke Nukem.6783

I have dialogue turned off

Sweet, sweet silence.

but then i miss important combat cues

I guess. I’m not missing combat cues that are critical for what I do, which is PvE.

well i also havnt finished the HOT story so i would have to turn the dialogue off and on again whenever i go to do that, either way its a major inconvenience

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Posted by: Phenn.5167

Phenn.5167

Wait…

“I know your face from my dream!”

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Posted by: DoctorDing.5890

DoctorDing.5890

More violets, less violence.

That’s what I say

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Posted by: Duke Nukem.6783

Duke Nukem.6783

oh and while we are at it can we plz SHUT UP THAT SUPER BANANA omg its so loud and so consistent like every 5 secodns BOO BOO BEE BOO BEE BOOP , BOO BEE BOO BEE BEE BOOP

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Posted by: penelopehannibal.8947

penelopehannibal.8947

I prefer the NPC quotes over some of the PC ones. Especially this one:

“There’s one to remember me by” when it’s me that gets critically hit, not the enemy! >.<

Blood & Merlot [Wine]

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Posted by: Duke Nukem.6783

Duke Nukem.6783

I prefer the NPC quotes over some of the PC ones. Especially this one:

“There’s one to remember me by” when it’s me that gets critically hit, not the enemy! >.<

i never even notice those ones they are infrequent and im usually busy when they happen

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

I have dialogue turned off

Sweet, sweet silence.

but then i miss important combat cues

I guess. I’m not missing combat cues that are critical for what I do, which is PvE.

well i also havnt finished the HOT story so i would have to turn the dialogue off and on again whenever i go to do that, either way its a major inconvenience

That’s true. I have to turn the dialogue back on each time I do a story instance, and it is an inconvenience but I prefer that to the annoyance of hearing dialogue spammed.

Be careful what you ask for
ANet may give it to you.

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Posted by: Teofa Tsavo.9863

Teofa Tsavo.9863

Ugh PC quotes.

Screaming “RETREAT!!!” when the boss has a bare sliver of life left.
Charr. “Remember Ascalon” Yeah. I do. And I want to frag them.

My son doesn’t play GW2. He runs, and mentioned the other day he was nearly up to “Outrunning a Centaur”.

One NPC I truly miss, Lyasa. “chicken on the table soon”.

Ley lines. The perfect solution to deadlines and writers block. Now in an easy open Can.

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Posted by: CMM.6712

CMM.6712

oh and while we are at it can we plz SHUT UP THAT SUPER BANANA omg its so loud and so consistent like every 5 secodns BOO BOO BEE BOO BEE BOOP , BOO BEE BOO BEE BEE BOOP

Easily the most obnoxious and annoying sound in the game.

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Posted by: Tapioca.9062

Tapioca.9062

I miss those two NPCs near the crafting stations that wouldn’t stop talking about the LA sewage system.

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Posted by: LadyRhonwyn.2501

LadyRhonwyn.2501

How about those two Asurans in Rata Sum who keep talking about that golem uprising? And that golem that detects enemies? Really, these guys really need new conversation!

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Posted by: CETheLucid.3964

CETheLucid.3964

Ambient dialogue will get old if you’ve been with the game for ~3 years. Inevitable. It’s flavor for a living world. I’d rather it be there than not.

You can turn it off if it’s really weighing on you. It’s the dialogue bit in your sound options.

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Posted by: Riranor.6315

Riranor.6315

I just wanted to say I find it funny that someone with the name Duke Nukem, a character known for annoying one liners, started a thread about Annoying lines in Guild Wars 2. I just think that’s great on a spiritual level.

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Posted by: Elric Of Melnibone.4781

Elric Of Melnibone.4781

Oh, I have another one! The two Priory in Tarir. I don’t have the exact lines memorized, but it’s along the lines of:

“Have you been able to date the city?”
“Not yet, but it’s over 150 years old, for shore.” (Yes, she has quite a twang on “sure”).

The man seems unable to remember the answer, because he asks again about 3 seconds later and gets the answer again. Over and over and over.

This is currently my most annoying place to stand and process inventory.

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Posted by: Sartharina.3542

Sartharina.3542

Let’s play investigators!

I miss the old kids..
“Let’s play Destiny’s Edge!”
Charr Cub: “I’ll be Logan Thackery… and run away!”

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Posted by: Behellagh.1468

Behellagh.1468

I ... like pie.

We are heroes. This is what we do!

RIP City of Heroes

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Posted by: Bellatrixa.3546

Bellatrixa.3546

“I have so much to do!”

Gurl, you’ve not seen my daily check-list.

“Even if we find a way to save the world from the
dragons, I sometimes wonder if we’ll ever find a way to save us from ourselves.”

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Posted by: PopeUrban.2578

PopeUrban.2578

Your face is funny.

Guild Master – The Papacy [POPE] (Gate of Madness)/Road Scholar for the Durmand Priory
Writer/Director – Quaggan Quest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky2TGPmMPeQ

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Posted by: Zalani.9827

Zalani.9827

“Citizens!–coming soon, the newest and most unique resort destination in all of Tyria! Brought to you by the Consortium!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnbuOTXFkL0

Jadis Narnia-Sylvari Ranger of [EDGE]
Dragonbrand

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Posted by: Vsevedzna.6527

Vsevedzna.6527

Well, op..
Do you need something?
You got gold, right?
But seriously, don’t ask for less repetitive dialogue, or you’ll break the game.
And if you break it, I break you.

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Posted by: Khyan.7039

Khyan.7039

its literally the most annoying thing about this game, i still dont have any option to specifically turn it off,why does the banker say MAY THE STARS GUIDE YOU every time someone talks to her???

if i made a thread on these forums every 5 seconds that just said MAY THE STARS GUIDE YOU anet would ban me, yet i have to hear them do it in game every 5 seconds, seriously nobody likes this, nobody will be sad if you change it

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Posted by: Khyan.7039

Khyan.7039

oh and while we are at it can we plz SHUT UP THAT SUPER BANANA omg its so loud and so consistent like every 5 secodns BOO BOO BEE BOO BEE BOOP , BOO BEE BOO BEE BEE BOOP

Don’t touch my annoying banana <3 That’s why I love her

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Posted by: Illconceived Was Na.9781

Illconceived Was Na.9781

its literally the most annoying thing about this game, i still dont have any option to specifically turn it off,why does the banker say MAY THE STARS GUIDE YOU every time someone talks to her???

if i made a thread on these forums every 5 seconds that just said MAY THE STARS GUIDE YOU anet would ban me, yet i have to hear them do it in game every 5 seconds, seriously nobody likes this, nobody will be sad if you change it

“may the stars guide you” is a Tyrian equivalent of, “hey, how you doin!” It’s a greeting, not advice.

Sorry you don’t like it.

John Smith: “you should kill monsters, because killing monsters is awesome.”

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Posted by: Flowe.1835

Flowe.1835

Maybe just mute your speakers near a banker? I don’t think it is THAT bad, just a little weird and sorta cheesy… But I like cheesy, so I guess it doesn’t bug me.

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Posted by: Roundabout.1752

Roundabout.1752

Death, good. As someone who has recently lost a brother and a friend to suicide, that tagline turns my stomach every time I hear it, so may the stars guide you just doesn’t bother me at all.