Guild Wars 2

I have to admit I was starting to get bored of Guild Wars 2 because it felt like it nudged me to re-roll so that I can experience more PvE content, but this latest patch suddenly made everything new again.

Thank you, Anet — I didn’t know what was missing in my life until you made the world sepia, and my Charr into an airplane.

Suggested improvements:

*Re-write quests into Notices to Airmen (NOTAM) form, and the terms of agreement in the same manner as the Federal Aviation Regulations|Aeronautical Information Manual.
*Filter out any chat that doesn’t use Top Gun lingo.
*Have my character say: “Fox one-ten” whenever skills activate.
*Change skins of classes into aircraft that best resemble their roles (e.g. Thieves are fighter pilots, Guardians are helicopters, Mesmers are Virgin airline jets).
*Have characters move forward slowly to hard ’80’s rock whenever WvW match ends in victory.
*Have an Instrument Flight Rules quest where my screen goes blank and I have to rely on my heads up display.