Guild Wars 2

Hi ArenaNet,

I want a Mini Developer with an ArenaNet tag over its little head following me around. As we go along we can point and modify the world as I see fit.

The Mini Developer’s abilities will be:

1) Kill LS, give me dragons
2) Teleport me to Cantha
3) Force precursor on my next flush
4) Auto-ban 4 accounts on grief-kick
5) Fix Eternity!!

Rangers gain access to a 6th:

6) Kill my pet. Permanently.

On spawn, the Mini Developer will have 20% chance to give sprockets.

The existence of this item summoning a Mini Developer is blatantly a bug.

How about they add swimming to all minis, as well as activating/stowing that persists through map changes, since we’re talking about mini developers?

I’m trying to imagine how many gems that would cost.

Less than the number I’d be willing to pay, I’m thinking .

Sylv.5324:

How about they add swimming to all minis, as well as activating/stowing that persists through map changes, since we’re talking about mini developers?

I think they have swimming to minis, no? At least they don’t vanish when you go underwater…