Mom... Where did Elite Specs come from?

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Posted by: Jhoul.6923

Jhoul.6923

I asked my mom where Elite Specs came from and how they came to me…

…She quickly jumped since she did not expect this question and she blushed looking on how to answer my question.

Mom – Well ma’ boy, when a Developer and a Designer love each other soooooo much they communicate with each other the desire of giving life to a beautiful baby elite spec.

Mom (Continues) – After a long time the designer creates a background so a lot of people like you fall in love with them for a long time and the developer makes the intention of the designer come to be.

Me – Sooooo, the designer and the developer fall in love, then they get together for sometime and after months of the developer giving its life for the elite spec and carrying in its code Dr.Update helps the developer bring the baby elite spec to this world? ^_^

Mom- YES ma’ boy, you got it!

Me- But mom… (v____v) there is something wrong in this case…

Mom- What ma’ boy? Tell me?

Me- what happened to the designer and the background of the baby elite spec? Did he died? (T____T) what went wrong? I don’t understand?!?!?!

Mom- Calm down ma’ boy… I’ll explain… Unfortunately it is common for other parties to NOT acknowledge the time that takes a designer and a developer to bring all he wants for you to fall in love with the new born spec… and they decide that because of timing issues… and the others who jump in the hype train and pressure the Developer to an extent where he can only program the elite spec but not the baby’s story that the designer wanted… he ends alone in this world.

Me- Sooo, the Developer is a single parent? (;____;)

Mom- Not at all… but Mr.Admin has kicked everything from the ‘table’ and has focused on other things that do not allow Designer and Developer to show their love for the baby spec to the world in its full extent.

Me- Stop mom… STOP! (T___T) I want them to be together and make the best they can… I want Mr.Admin to let them create the background of everything! I WANT DESIGNER and DEVELOPER to be HAPPY FOREVER!!! ;____;

Me (continues)- There are too MANY specs in this world without explanation on how they could not use a weapon before and now by the miracle of the 6 they can… Out of nowhere… and that means that some where in this world there is a Designer… Crying… Sobbing… In… PAIN… because he could not help create that important part of this new born. There is even a complete Profession out there without any knowledge of where he came from!

Me- (Crying out of pain) Poor Kitten with the fire sword… He threw himself in that fiery hole and now he is blind and does not know how he came to be and from where the HECK millions of others like him came from!

Mom- (Hopeful and Optimistic) I know ma’ boy… But everything will be better… Mr.Admin will leave Designer and Developer show their love to the world some day… some day… and you… will be… finally… happy. (One single tear drops out of her eye)

(Mom and Me hug each other and walk together to an hopefully better future)

[The End]

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Credits:
Mom (as the Mom)
Me (as the child)
Designer and Developers (the victims)
Dr.Update (the great wizard of Oz)
Mr.Admin (the one that only has one song in loop in its mind: ‘Mind on my money and my money on my mind’)

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Posted by: RoseofGilead.8907

RoseofGilead.8907

If I ever call my sons “ma’ boy” that many times, I hope they completely disregard what I say.

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Posted by: Crise.9401

Crise.9401

ROFLMAO (is there any longer letter abbreviation to express amusement?)

This is gold, and I am having a bad cough right now so thanks a lot for making me feel like I am going to throw up my lungs :P.

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Posted by: Jhoul.6923

Jhoul.6923

If I ever call my sons “ma’ boy” that many times, I hope they completely disregard what I say.

Yeah… I find saying “Ma’ boy” annoying and I was looking for a frase that would translate my feelings… Soooo, I guess it worked ^_^

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Posted by: kamedin.4698

kamedin.4698

pretty much what it boils down to. Just nothing connecting elite specs with the base profession. it doesn’t feel like a living world or connected at all, it just feels like a very computer like with hard limitations without a why. (which is bad for a rpg even a mmo one)

Lyscir – Main Engi
[????] – HoD

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Jhoul.6923

ROFLMAO (is there any longer letter abbreviation to express amusement?)

This is gold, and I am having a bad cough right now so thanks a lot for making me feel like I am going to throw up my lungs :P.

Glad I made you laugh! All I hope is that even if any employee can’t respond to this post in an affirming way (because they would get fired in an instant) they have a laugh with their fellow peers and renew the very important bond of developer and designer that it is required to make an awesome game like this one.

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Posted by: Ardid.7203

Ardid.7203

This is so sad… Some babies even were born with incomplete mechanics!

“Only problem with the Engineer is
that it makes every other class in the game boring to play.”
Hawks

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Posted by: Jhoul.6923

Jhoul.6923

Plz, DO IT! For the BABIES!!!!

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[Chapter 2]

Mom – Ma’ boy… Today I got a call.

Me – really, what for? :|

Mom – Designers and Developers finally where able to talk today… (interrupted by Me)

Me- REALLY!?!?! Are they ok?

Mom – Relax honey… remember our talk?

Me – yes

Mom – Mr.Admin allowed them to show their love for the Baby Spec and the world they live in… They are together once more.

Me – (*Sniff… Sniff) T___T

Mom – What now ma’ boy?

Me – ;_; I’m just…. so…. Happy… (*Sniff.. Sniff)

Mom – Me too ma’ boy (hugs Me). See when people fight for the rights and love of designers and developers things get better.

Me – Thank you for being there Mom. ;____;

[End of Chapter 2]

Credits:
Mom (as Gaile)
Me (as the child)
Designer and Developers (the loving parents)
Mr.Admin (the one that said something after we sang the song: ‘Say something, I’m giving up on you’)