Murderer Granny on the loose

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Posted by: Lucky Shot.7650

Lucky Shot.7650

OMG EVERYBODY RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

We all run around here with weapons in our hands, attacking and killing animals and people alike for no reason at all. She looks normal to me. ^^

Hey grandmother! How you doing today?

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Posted by: Lucky Shot.7650

Lucky Shot.7650

Normal? She is a serial murderer, I tell ya!

“Oh, dear, I will bake you a cake… with your own blood!”

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Posted by: Lord Arhan Warmark.7098

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LMAO. Where is she located?

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Posted by: Randulf.7614

Randulf.7614

She was in an episode of Grimm I recently watched.

Many died…

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Posted by: Khisanth.2948

Khisanth.2948

Isn’t she the former adventurer who keeps trying to help the Seraph?

Edit: actually I think that was in Gendarran.

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Posted by: Majic.4801

Majic.4801

That’s not a dagger, it’s lawn dart.

Oh my God, she IS a murderer!

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Always follow what is true.” — Sentry-skritt Bordekka

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Posted by: Lucky Shot.7650

Lucky Shot.7650

Gendarran fields, north of Happlenhook Hamplet Waypoint, but for Christ sake don’t go there, she’ll slay you all! She creeps at night, you’ll die without putting up fight!

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Posted by: Just a flesh wound.3589

Just a flesh wound.3589

Good lord, people. So she’ll give you a close shave that’s really, really close. That doesn’t mean she isn’t deep down a caring, lovable person. All of us here have our little quirks and foibles. Don’t categorize her by one small aspect of her life. Think about her happy marriage to her husband (ok, he’s been missing a few years, so what?). Her children she raised (they are around somewhere, I’m sure of it). The fact that you don’t see many dogs or cats in that area is a coincidence and completely unrelated to her well fed appearance. Learn to accept other’s small failings and move on.

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Posted by: Doggie.3184

Doggie.3184

She looks evil. ;o Like Jason’s Mom evil.

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Posted by: nekretaal.6485

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Petition: we need a murderer granny tonic!

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Posted by: khani.4786

khani.4786

She must have a sister that lives in the swamp in Brisbane…she gives you some weird soup and eating it makes you stronger apparently.

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Posted by: Jonathan Schelling.8106

Jonathan Schelling.8106

Mesmers pffttt…. you think that you’re helping and old lady and BOOM (or shall I say ‘shatter’) you have a sword between your ribs….

but it’s purple so ok..

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Posted by: Bensozia.8071

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I pulled her mask off and its really Norman Bates!

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Posted by: pdavis.8031

pdavis.8031

Good God that terrifying!!
I think I am going to have nightmares now…

Seriously though…she does look creepy….

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Posted by: Loboling.5293

Loboling.5293

Notice how her hands look young. She uses the dagger to not just kill you, but drain your life force. The reason for her sudden appearance is she was running out of life force, so she had to go where she knew she could gather more, before the rest of her starts to turn old. Young level 25-35 year olds make perfect containers for life force.

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Posted by: Lucky Shot.7650

Lucky Shot.7650

Is noteworthy that if you actually are brave enough to “Greet [F]” her, she won’t answer to your greetings, or talk at all.

She just stands there, silent…

staring at you…

and waiting.

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Posted by: OwikGall.1607

OwikGall.1607

GW2 horror movie featuring this old lady. Make it happen.