Guild Wars 2

Trees need to be nerfed. I ran into a tree today in wvw, and it started to do this hundred blade thing and I just, I just… died. I was just standing there and this tree just.. omg.. like.. it just stood there for like three second and it.. IT… it killed me, just standing there.. a tree man.

I believe that I speak for the community when I say NERF THE kittenING TREES, MAN.

and while you’re at it, nerf those kitten rocks! curse anet for burdening us with such OP demons!

Sir u got messed up by an ent warrior.

kittening rocks. This game is too kittening hard. The companys devs should work for nasa. What’s next, a monthly that don’t require any kittening effort what so ever?!

Must have thought you were an orc.

warriors have axes. learn to duel wield them…

also, i hate doing dungeons, wvw, pve, and everything else about this game. this makes it really hard for me to get my legendary. i thought there was supposed to be no grind, anet? why are you forcing me to do so many things i hate doing just so i can get my kittening unicorn-shooting bow?!?!?

I want to play my The Minstrel in wvw while everyone else fights. I’ll be the server bard or something. Playing music to inspire in war.

Leo Paul.1659:

I want to play my The Minstrel in wvw while everyone else fights. I’ll be the server bard or something. Playing music to inspire in war.

learn to Warrior shout perhaps?

Shouts are not music. Chants on the other hand..

TemplarOmega.7384:

Sir u got messed up by an ent warrior.

Oh this is priceless!!!

Just yesterday I was telling my friend how the trees were his worst enemy cause they kept blocking him when he attempted to blink away.

Nerf please.

Humor from the player base is always a welcome relief. I am constantly amazed at the spriteness of spirits inside all gamers.

As a relatively new gamer myself, I am finding great amusement here.

I demand that all walls, trees, rocks, buildings, cliffs and water be removed and replaced by a flat level featureless plain. These items get in the way when I am trying to kite something and are completely unacceptable. How are we expected to play and also be aware of our surroundings? On top of that, a rock ate my Mesmer once when she did a teleport skill. She was stuck inside the rock and had to pay several copper to waypoint out. ANet needs to refund me 60 copper for that.

i also want trash mobs to drop Legendary weapons. I’m fine with just one a week, I’m not greedy.

Not only do they need to be nerfed BADELy but they have HORRIBLE drops! When I went to attack some of the smaller trees the other day (I am too weak to fight the big ones because they are too tuff) they all kept dropping GREen Wood LOGs!!! Not only That but they dropped the KITTENING mushrooms and junk! SRSLY!! I don’t need mushroom! I need them to AT Least droopp some ascended gear or something!!

Trees. Can’t we just build a bridge out of ’em?

Astral Projections.7320:

I demand that all walls, trees, rocks, buildings, cliffs and water be removed and replaced by a flat level featureless plain. These items get in the way when I am trying to kite something and are completely unacceptable. How are we expected to play and also be aware of our surroundings? On top of that, a rock ate my Mesmer once when she did a teleport skill. She was stuck inside the rock and had to pay several copper to waypoint out. ANet needs to refund me 60 copper for that.

i also want trash mobs to drop Legendary weapons. I’m fine with just one a week, I’m not greedy.

Dude man, You dont want plains! All the blades of grass, They cut you man, THEY WILL CUT YOU!

Aven.7295:

Astral Projections.7320:

I demand that all walls, trees, rocks, buildings, cliffs and water be removed and replaced by a flat level featureless plain. These items get in the way when I am trying to kite something and are completely unacceptable. How are we expected to play and also be aware of our surroundings? On top of that, a rock ate my Mesmer once when she did a teleport skill. She was stuck inside the rock and had to pay several copper to waypoint out. ANet needs to refund me 60 copper for that.

i also want trash mobs to drop Legendary weapons. I’m fine with just one a week, I’m not greedy.

Dude man, You dont want plains! All the blades of grass, They cut you man, THEY WILL CUT YOU!

Don’t even get me started on the grass! FOR SHAME!

Why all the hate for Sylvari?

Grass is evil. If they hide their feet in grass, you can’t hit them.

Also nerf the ground.. when i jump to far it one shots me….

Don’t worry after 1hour DR kicks in. Just keep getting killed by theose kitten trees, trust me DR works on many levels…

I’m more concerned about those gremlins.
Somebody out there is throwing gremlins into pools and then teaching them how to fight.

Got gremlins running around planting banners, firing lasers, going stealth, and all sorts of other shenanigans!

This is total utter madness!

Yeah, nerf them trees not me!