Guild Wars 2

I name it a rock shark !!!

Open discussion to newer better names for it xD

Sunbathing shark :P

Poor Shark…

May I name it with… umm… Dumped Shark?

It’s my duty to inform you that the shy-but-noble land shark is a well-documented species that has haunted the dreams of children for centuries.

I will call it ….. Bruce

I found one stalking the Lion’s Arch bank!

It’s the start of the evolution. Soon the flying shark species will realise that it needs better means to travel on land. They will grow small legs like those of the crocodiles. They will stay on the coasts in case they need to escape back into the sea. Then we will have Shoresharks fighting the crabs in an eternal battle for sand castles.

I have a shark of that species, at least Cuddles have been following me up land a few times in the past. Maybe he just don’t like being alone with Sushi, my armor fish… Sushi is a bit… well… yeah…. it’s not his fault…. honestly… I guess he just… hatched that way.

It is obviously a Land Shark and is most likely delivering candygrams.

Paint it red and call it an angry shark,ready the catapults.

That is obviously the infamous Land Shark, as featured in this video by the legendary Jimmy Buffett.

btw, how could that be? is that bug? or Lag (from range Pet)?

Febrizzio.8024:

btw, how could that be? is that bug? or Lag (from range Pet)?

Evolution, my friend, evolution.

Although the shark should have checked for legs first…

Where can I charm a juvenile Land Shark?

Veldan.4637:

I found one stalking the Lion’s Arch bank!

The invasion is already starting!

I’am Billy the landshark slayer and if you send me money I’ll send you survival gear to battle these shy-yet-viscous “invaders” !!!

Send more money and I’ll send even more stuff !!!!!!!

Moderator edit: removed CoC infraction from post

That happened to me during halloween when i was playing in a costume brawl in LA and someone knocked me off in the water. i turned back normal and when i came back on land my pet shark was on land like that. it is funny.

Edit: Another wierd thing happened the other day when i was a zombie in a costume brawl and fell in the water. it turned me back normal, but i still had the zombie limp in my walk.

Then you have to watch this video…
http://youtu.be/_EUIIkwP2eU

I’ve come across their natural prey a few times, the grass barracuda.

Well i think that game over for humans nothing will stop landsharks.

Acidicore.3264:

I’ve come across their natural prey a few times, the grass barracuda.

Please post the pick on this topic !

So “we” meaning me don’t try and express my emphasis with all caps and to many exclamation marks even thought this is one extremely funny topic at arenanet’s expense lol

That’s a bugged skill point challenge where you have to defeat the ancient sharks. You end up having to kill two sharks down in the underwater cave, and then kill that shark up on top of the rocks.

The bug has been there since the game launched. Not too long after a reset, the shark always ends up there. It’s been reported many times.

Hardist.3104:

Sunbathing shark :P

That would be a….. Basking Shark !!!! (basking in the sun for those slow on the uptake).

Were there any juveniles nearby?! I have to tame one!

Omg that’s Shark Norris

Hey, I have one of them too. His name is “Henry”.
[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img696/4461/gw3502.jpg[/img]

He is now back living in the water even tho I’ve tried everything to make him feel “at home” while he was with me conquering the country.
[img]http://imageshack.us/a/img38/9287/gw3532.jpg[/img]

Edit: No idea why it doesn’t let me post images (the help page for this forum clearly says [img] should work.

Definitely Rock Shark. It certainly earns the name over, say, the Rock Dog. I saw a Burrowing Dolphin yesterday. He was stuck as a botter trying to burrow into the sea floor.

It’s evolving! Soon it will develop thumbs! Quick, kill it!

CharrGirl.7896:

It’s evolving! Soon it will develop thumbs! Quick, kill it!

So long as it doesn’t learn to tame bears as mounts, we still have a fighting chance!

It isn’t all that dangerous. After all it doesn’t have a laser beam on its head.

I found another Landshark! He’s ‘swimming’ over land around Temple of Melandru in Cursed Shore

Fay.2735:

I found another Landshark! He’s ‘swimming’ over land around Temple of Melandru in Cursed Shore

Kind of gives new meaning to “Risen”… risen right out of the water.

Jimmy Buffett would be proud.