Guild Wars 2

Hi, can we have the title ‘Mulch Maker’ added to the game? For, i don’t know, killing 10 000 undead or something like that? Or doing Tequatl 35 times?

It is funny and stupid and I would love to be a mulch maker.

VAHNeunzehnsechundsiebzig.3618:

Hi, can we have the title ‘Mulch Maker’ added to the game? For, i don’t know, killing 10 000 undead or something like that? Or doing Tequatl 35 times?

It is funny and stupid and I would love to be a mulch maker.

wth is even a “mulch maker” ? it sounds very archaic..

Awarded after killing 1,000 Sylvari in PvP.

AncientYs.8613:

VAHNeunzehnsechundsiebzig.3618:

Hi, can we have the title ‘Mulch Maker’ added to the game? For, i don’t know, killing 10 000 undead or something like that? Or doing Tequatl 35 times?

It is funny and stupid and I would love to be a mulch maker.

wth is even a “mulch maker” ? it sounds very archaic..

Something that makes mulch? Mulch is plenty modern, it’s the wood chips and shreds you put around bush and tree trunks to slowly decay and feed them. There have to be machines dedicated to producing mulch …

Mulch: (from wiki – a source, although not a great one)
A mulch is a layer of material applied to the surface of an area of soil. A mulch is usually but not exclusively organic in nature. It may be permanent (e.g. plastic sheeting) or temporary (e.g. bark chips).

Along those lines, I think I would rather the title be “Wood Chipper” instead of “Mulch Maker”.

Maybe it should be awarded for rolling 100 sylvari toons

it is from the dialogue of two sylvari npc in sparkly fen. ‘I hatem calling us that.’ ‘what, mulch makers?’ ‘no, corpse handlers’.