Guild Wars 2

So, since Tyria has no toilets, I’m guessing anet employee’s dont have any?

BUT yet they have toilet paper, interesting…

I wonder how they make soap.

Nynuwe.5893:

I wonder how they make soap.

Quaggan drool

Yes they exist, no they don’t need representation. Dude, some things just wouldn’t be interesting game stuff. This is one of them.

Use your imagination.

Who needs toilets if you have forums to dump your…..

well, nevermind. :0

Star Trek also had no bathrooms. Illuminati confirmed!

They added toilets to LA near crafting area. They even spray water at your butt so you don’t need to wipe.

Randulf.7614:

Nynuwe.5893:

I wonder how they make soap.

Quaggan drool

So that’s why call that overly licky Quaggan “Poobadoo”

would be nice if a dev could confirm this.

And… imagination is hard to sit on when you have to take a #2

There’s a really big toilet in Lion’s Arch. It even flushes now.

Mystic Forge.

Gw2 wiki : npc discutions in LA

Adventurer: Hey, which way to the outhouse?
Adventurer: Hey, which way to the outhouse?
Citizen: We don’t have outhouses. We have water closets.
Adventurer: Like latrines?
Citizen: Nope. They all flow into the same sewer system, and that all goes out to sea.
Adventurer: That’s more than I really needed to know.
Citizen: Hey, you asked. Just don’t ask me if anything lives down there.
Adventurer: You’ve got a deal.

My charr doesnt need a bathroom..he marks terrain on trees, houses etc even furniture

Endless Soul.5178:

Star Trek also had no bathrooms. Illuminati confirmed!

Not true. There was one bathroom on deck 8, or 34, or something to that effect.

“We don’t have out-houses. We have water closets”

“Like, latrines?”

“No. They all flow out to the same sewer system”

penelopehannibal.8947:

“We don’t have out-houses. We have water closets”

“Like, latrines?”

“No. They all flow out to the same sewer system”

Where are they and how do I pee into them?

Wyvern.5329:

So, since Tyria has no toilets, I’m guessing anet employee’s dont have any?

Actually we have been informed that the emplyoees at ArenaNet have cut holes in their chairs, with a bucket strapped on underneath it.

They are not allowed to leave their desk at any cost.

This is why we have Gaile always smiling and being all happy on these forums. It’s to create the illusion that ArenaNet is a big happy family, when in fact they are slave workers.

If they leave their desk then Colin will swing his sword, again and again.

Naus the Gobbo.5172:

Wyvern.5329:

So, since Tyria has no toilets, I’m guessing anet employee’s dont have any?

Actually we have been informed that the emplyoees at ArenaNet have cut holes in their char, with a bucket strapped on underneath it.

Those poor Charr.

CETheLucid.3964:

Yes they exist, no they don’t need representation. Dude, some things just wouldn’t be interesting game stuff. This is one of them.

not with that attitude

Doggie.3184:

penelopehannibal.8947:

“We don’t have out-houses. We have water closets”

“Like, latrines?”

“No. They all flow out to the same sewer system”

Where are they and how do I pee into them?

See CETheLucid’s reply & picture.

CETheLucid.3964:

Use your imagination.

Doggie.3184:

Naus the Gobbo.5172:

Wyvern.5329:

So, since Tyria has no toilets, I’m guessing anet employee’s dont have any?

Actually we have been informed that the emplyoees at ArenaNet have cut holes in their char, with a bucket strapped on underneath it.

Those poor Charr.

Lmao, corrected it to chairs. XD

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Suspicious_Bush

cough

Edit: Why do you think they are so kittened?

penelopehannibal.8947:

Doggie.3184:

penelopehannibal.8947:

“We don’t have out-houses. We have water closets”

“Like, latrines?”

“No. They all flow out to the same sewer system”

Where are they and how do I pee into them?

See CETheLucid’s reply & picture.

CETheLucid.3964:

Use your imagination.

But I can pee in the bathroom in Sleeping Dogs, why not GW2? :o

Why does gw need bathrooms? Are there no trees? Are there no bushes? Don’t be a flusher or a blusher, there is a bush near you that needs a tinkle.

RSLongK.8961:

Mystic Forge.

So that’s why only kitten comes out of there…

I think we’ve officially ran out of things to talk about now

na, we still need devs to confirm :P

Wyvern.5329:

So, since Tyria has no toilets, I’m guessing anet employee’s dont have any?

You could probably monetize this skill as that person they always cut to on the news that offers some crazy slippery slope argument whenever there is a positive change in the world.

tyria has a toilet, it is called mystic forge^^

Actually we do according to the Asura NPC in this video

https://youtu.be/oSXWsQniYOk?t=1m28s

:D

Doggie.3184:

They added toilets to LA near crafting area. They even spray water at your butt so you don’t need to wipe.

Randulf.7614:

Nynuwe.5893:

I wonder how they make soap.

Quaggan drool

So that’s why call that overly licky Quaggan “Poobadoo”

My biggest question though is, how do the three seashells work?

Would be hilarious if they put outhouses in open world. Also if they make it so u get a speed boost by using it and if a player tips it over while you are inside you get a condition that makes all attacks on mobs show out of range.

Bathroom, hot showers, sewerage – no problem, if you’re charr :P

Silvercyclone.1462:

Would be hilarious if they put outhouses in open world. Also if they make it so u get a speed boost by using it and if a player tips it over while you are inside you get a condition that makes all attacks on mobs show out of range.

Or even better, speed boost when you really need to go.

Just a flesh wound.3589:

Why does gw need bathrooms? Are there no trees? Are there no bushes? Don’t be a flusher or a blusher, there is a bush near you that needs a tinkle.

I think the word you are looking for is sylvari, you can find them everywhere.

RSLongK.8961:

Mystic Forge.

This^ Mystic forge is a toilet.

I’ve tried to use the mystic toilet, it just launches me out :p

still not found

still not found >.<

Wyvern.5329:

still not found >.<

It doesn’t matter how many times you try to necro your own post from the forum toilet, you’re not going to get bathrooms!

Wyvern.5329:

I’ve tried to use the mystic toilet, it just launches me out :p

Zommoros won’t take anymore of your crap. :P

penelopehannibal.8947:

Wyvern.5329:

still not found >.<

It doesn’t matter how many times you try to necro your own post from the forum toilet, you’re not going to get bathrooms!

Especially not now they’ve redone LA. If they didn’t integrate any into it as it is now then I don’t think they’ll ever put any in there, no matter how many threads are necroed.

Rednik.3809:

Bathroom, hot showers, sewerage – no problem, if you’re charr :P

But cats hate water. :o