Guild Wars 2

Who are you going to choose? Kiel or Gnashblade? Why?

My thoughts (lore masters, feel free to rebut):

Do you feel Kiel is a bit naive? Why is she being promoted so fast? I fear someone is using her. Gnashblade may be a Charr and a jerk but he’s OUR jerk. And he’s been around long enough to know the kinds of tricks villains pull. Yet, Gnashblade has made mistakes and Kiel is seemingly invulnerable. Either way, it seems we’re in for a heap of trouble.

Write-in vote: Wozmack the Wonderful.

But if it had to be one or the other, well, I don’t know much about Gnashblade, but I do know that Kiel has an annoying tendency to blow things up when even the most modest modicum of thought might reveal less explosive solutions.

Gnashblade’s trading post sells RNG. No way he gets my vote.

If given the option, I would also vote for the Great and Powerful Woz.

Unfortunately this doesn’t seem likely so probably Gnashblade between the two. Who better to govern a den of pirates than a legitimate businessman? Also he’s fluffy.

Gnashblade, because it means giving Southsun Cove another chance, and bringing back Molten Facility!