Guild Wars 2

Ok, so I hate quaggans. It’s true. I can’t stand them. At first, I tried to get along and leave them be, but then they started talking and I just couldn’t ignore them anymore. They irritate me so much that I see a quaggan, I turn and run the other way. I hate to leave anything out in the world dead for long, but I hesitate when I see a dead quaggan in need of resurrection. I think, “Will it talk if I revive it?” and immediately shudder when it does. Oh, quaggan…
There was a quaggan the other day with the case of the sillies I suppose. He/she/it started on about needing some assistance but must’ve been dazed by a mesmer as it kept repeating the said line over and over again. Like nails scraped across granite, my ears wanted to leap from my head into a bucket of glass shards and salt. Oh quaggan, my nightmare had come true.
I had a severe dislike for Asura given their boorish attitudes and general unpleasantness. Skritt, too, were irksome because of their infantile nature, but quaggan! OH, the quaggan! I detest them for being themselves and that’s all there is to it.
I could never invite a quaggan to dinner and I will nary be seen around one if I can help it. If allied with one, I will make sure I let it lead the opening charge. Quaggan, I wish I had a more legitimate reason for hating you so, but please understand… if you can…
I don’t wish them ill harm or eradication. I don’t wish any unpleasantness to come their way, but when this mess with the dragons is all over, maybe, just maybe, they will find their way back home. I know they are cherished by some, but here they are not and the better we’ll both be when we’re apart. Oh quaggan. Your oafish nature and your doofish speech are the bane of my existence. I’m sorry, it just is.

So, my promise to you, oh quaggan, is to lead my life as best I can without interfering with your lot, as so much as I ask the same favor in return. We can exist in the same realm and all the while ignore each other at best, but if I hear one more ‘Fooo!’ I may scream. The thought of it makes me ill. Oh quaggan! You irritate me so!

Narsilik

Well that was a fun read, especially the part where you hesitate to revive a dead one for fear it may thank you…aloud.

Fun fact: Your subject was the original first line to Styx’s “Renegade”.

The more you know…

Ok, so I hate quaggans. It’s true. I can’t stand them.

You’re dead to me!

(rips off sleeve)

Dead!

Skritt, too, were irksome because of their infantile nature

! …ack!

(rips off other sleeve)

Even more dead!

+

To counter-balance this insanity: I would like to see Skritt added as a playable race… with Gangnam Style as their racial dance.

Oh, that’s right. I went there.

Also, the Skritt-style focus should be a cowbell.

And it should make a cowbell noise.

All the time.

Gangnam style belongs to Tengu! xP

Hydrophidian.4319:

Also, the Skritt-style focus should be a cowbell.

And it should make a cowbell noise.

All the time.

Kind of like the Miniature Jungle Troll in regard to annoying noise-making? I say more cowbell! I have the fever you know?

Awesome.6120:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZdvDKuJE8Q

This… Oh… by the gods!

Narsilik Khilsigre.9453:

Ok, so I hate quaggans. It’s true. I can’t stand them. At first, I tried to get along and leave them be, but then they started talking and I just couldn’t ignore them anymore. They irritate me so much that I see a quaggan, I turn and run the other way.
Narsilik

rofl

Thank you for posting this. Given my mood over the recent changes, I really needed to find something funny again about this game.

I personally love Quags. I visit and stay in their homes as much as I can. Come on now, you know deep down inside you find them adorable. I wish they will be a playable race in the future. Oooooooooo

I’ll just leave this here:

Hoo! Quaggan Likes you….

Foo!

spacemayu.4817:

I’ll just leave this here:

LMAO!!!!

LOLOL one of the best threads i’ve come across in a while.

UberQuaggan is coming (what do you think those “karka” critters were running from?). There is still time for you to get right with the quaggans.

I love the quaggan when they’re not around me. Remember, a quaggan should be seen and not heard. My father’s rule for children.

spacemayu.4817:

I’ll just leave this here:

Any of those up-and-coming films have Uwe Boll directing them perchance?

I think I am going to use that Quaggan song as a ring tone. Pure win.

Coo! Quaggan likes you!

Tanith.5264:

UberQuaggan is coming (what do you think those “karka” critters were running from?). There is still time for you to get right with the quaggans.

Uber Quaggan sounds like an oxymoron ankittenep thinking the word Caca (Mexican word for poop) when I read/hear Karka, which opens up a whole-other can of worms. I have a juvenile sense of humor, I know.

How is, “and” “I” “keep” a filtered phrase?

Narsilik Khilsigre.9453:

Uber Quaggan sounds like an oxymoron ankittenep thinking the word Caca (Mexican word for poop) when I read/hear Karka, which opens up a whole-other can of worms. I have a juvenile sense of humor, I know.

In the bowels of the deep… movement… and now… the Karka.

(runs away)

This has to be the best thread I’ve ever read on these forums /applaud

fixit.7189:

I think I am going to use that Quaggan song as a ring tone. Pure win.

Coo! Quaggan likes you!

See i would you ppl would like yar Quaggan a pirate as a ring tone. I must say i love the elongated ooO they do it show some level of wisdom and not wasting of words.

The Quaggan are equal parts adorable and creepy. For every “Quaggan’s a piwate. Yarrrr!” there’s a “Oho! Nice teeth…” line.

I want a quaggan to sing “You are a pirate” song

Awww how can you not love pirate Quaggan? You must have no heart.

Narsilik Khilsigre.9453:

How is, “and” “I” “keep” a filtered phrase?

Did you forget to space and put a c between I and k?

Logged in just to say this:

ooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo…

:D

Coo! Quaggan still loves if you you don’t love Quaggan!

oooOOOOooooo

spacemayu.4817:

I’ll just leave this here:

Desolation? i started something like that off the other day, must have gone on for half an hour

Hahaha! HIlarious post, thanks for the laugh. I wish these forums had more posts like this and less that complain about anything and everything.

You may not like Quaggan, but Quaggan likes you… and he thinks you have nice teeth.

Rpgtabbycat.5869:

You may not like Quaggan, but Quaggan likes you… and he thinks you have nice teeth.

Untill he insults his mother, he gets reall really mad !

I dislike Quaggan as a race but i can tolerate them as even Krait need something to eat when they’re underwater and not being killed by heroes for being xenophobic murderous snakemen and Quaggan do look like they’d be good eatin for a Krait

Skritt though are hilarious so i wont hear a bad word said about those thieving idiots.

This is all I see when I see or hear an obnoxious Quaggan.

The only good quaggan is a… well, you know. Anyway, not to affront the quaggan society, but they do have their place after all. A dead and stuffed quaggan can make a great use in the home as a makeshift table-leg, stool, footrest, garden gnome (to keep those pesky ravens out of my yard), or several other uses for knee-high furniture. I’m sure they’d make good sushi as well as decent quaggan sandwiches (see above). Yes, quaggan are useful. Like cannon fodder for the Hirathi Highlands.