Guild Wars 2

“I’m excited you decided to try the game and come join me on my server!”

we here at arenanet apologize to the community for risking your hardware with our live testing

“OMG greatsword rangers are the best profession with greatsword”

nuff said

My mantras hit so hard

“Mystic Keys are such good value”

Title should have been What you’ll never hear a Necro say

“I logged out and when I came back my Elementalist became pregnant!”

With the many light armor choices scholar females have, you’d wonder that too.

“The crying for thief nerf bandwagon has finally ended!”

“Ranger pets are so OP, I always get wrecked by them in PvP.”
“I love Traherne, his character just has so much depth.”
“I’m making so much money off of my crafting profession right now.”
“Risen are my favorite enemy.”

“I’m canceling my sub”

Trahearne is my favorite NPC!!!!

“We will never add power creep”

“I really hope there’s a mystery tonic inside this chest.”

“Waypoint rates are a bargain.”

“I never get sick of fighting dredge.”

“This game is fun!”

“I panic whenever I see a Warrior.”

“wouldn’t it be great if this game had gear progression?”

“I’m not a r­e­t­a­r­d and thus don’t give a s­h­i­t about a minor stat increase from a new tier of gear”

Dreamer.9072:

Title should have been What you’ll never hear a Necro say

Was originally posted on the Necro forum, hence the very Necro specific initial pages.

Mods decided to move it, I guess they felt everybody deserves a chuckle and not just Necros.

Come to middle of Lion’s Arch for gear check.

“LFG level 80 warrior with full ascended”

Oh wait…

“They finally fixed Arah”

Sparda.9750:

“i loved clock tower” ( seriously )

Clocktower was awesome.

Alice.8694:

Sparda.9750:

“i loved clock tower” ( seriously )

Clocktower was awesome.

Agreed, only entitled s­h­i­t­t­e­r­s think it was bad because they’re too awful at video games to do it, and feel like they deserve the achievement.

Wow,that Ranger has great control over his pets!

“Sorry, i can’t take you in my party, your gear is garbage” or is it ?

Extorza.3976:

Alice.8694:

Sparda.9750:

“i loved clock tower” ( seriously )

Clocktower was awesome.

Agreed, only entitled s­h­i­t­t­e­r­s think it was bad because they’re too awful at video games to do it, and feel like they deserve the achievement.

You must be fun at parties.

1. “I just can’t wait to run Plinx again!”

2. “The people in Orr are just so friendly!”

3. “There is just so much end game content I am not sure what to do first!”

4. “I keep getting precursor drops, its getting annoying”

5. “Wow, gems are cheap!”

6. “I don’t know what to do with all this gold.”

“Arah is open!”

“If only the mystic forge was more random.”

“There’s so many ways to earn money at a meaningful rate!”

“Steal really defines the thief class like the mechanics of other classes do.”

“I really feel like I’ve left an impact on the world around me!”

Plague.5329:

“I really feel like I’ve left an impact on the world around me!”

Bahaha that is especially funny because i just got done watching the manifesto trailer.

• “There is just so much strategy in WvW”
• “I really look up to the people with commander titles”
• “I wish you could make something with lodestones. They are pretty useless.”

“Trahearne is such a well designed and thought out character, I really feel moved to have been witness to such masterful writing.”

“Tybalt’s death was so meaningful and well written.”

Alice.8694:

“Trahearne is such a well designed and thought out character, I really feel moved to have been witness to such masterful writing.”

“Tybalt’s death was so meaningful and well written.”

Think they should have let trahearne behind and make tybalt the hero. Then the story would be truly awsome. Team Tybalt

“I can’t wait to do nothing but grind gold after hitting 80”

“I rly loved my characters Story,
especially the part from lv20-80 were you are the errand boy for Trahearne the whole time……”

• “sometimes for fun i just sit in LA with the bank open and stare at it for hours”
• “I watch all the cut-scenes for all the vistas”
• “Wow, this patch was right on time!” <— made myself laugh on that one

I wish we had a trench coat option for medium armor.

" I really liked the parts in the story were the creeps beat you to death while the cutscene is still running!"

" I wish mobs had more cripples, pulls, and immobilizes."

“This game is balanced.”

“Hundred Blades is the most unavoidable skill in the game.”

“If you feel lonely, you should enter the Heart of the Mists.”

“A.net never lied in their manifesto. Never.”

Euthil.5209:

“I panic whenever I see a Warrior.”

Ahem….

Float like a Bumblebee, Sting like a Butterfly (mesmer butterflies are scary)

“I can’t wait to do dungeons to get loot”

“I love being chain snared in orr”

I really love my two-handed axe.
:’(

“Please, nerf Guardian! I can never run away from them!”

“LFG Healer/DPS fot CoF Exp 1-3!!!!!”
“Finally, there is an LFG system”
“This Skill Point always works…”

“I would have won, if it wasn’t for that ranger’s pesky pet!”

“Which one is the actual mesmer?!”

“I wish they would add a grind-based condition like Agony that requires higher tier gear. "

“The rarest items in the game are not more powerful than other items”

Mind, this was an actual quote from GW2 designer Colin Johanson… but you won’t hear it in the game anymore, that’s for sure.

“LF2M for Monthly, Must be in full Ascended. Meet at LA lion for inspection”

…oh wait! :-(

‘Norns are the best race to do jumping puzzles with’

Also;

‘Awesome, there is a norn doing the clock tower with me. This will be so much easier!’