Guild Wars 2

Please ANET, for the sake of the poor lonely male moose and in order to sustain the population from hunting pressure could you find it in your hearts to introduce a few female moose? I have had moose walk up to me, begging me to kill them and put them out of their misery as they wander Tyria in vain looking for a mate. They stand for hours staring in jealousy at the stags who have their does, at the minotars that can pass down their genes to their calves yet what do they have? Only other male moose. I could swear I heard one mournfully singing that song from ZZ Top, " just looking for some Tush" the other day. It was heartbreaking.

Pity the Tyrian moose. To help these poor creatures please send your generous donations to me on HoD.

Hint: Moose cows do not have antlers

Tyrian moose clearly spring up from holes in the ground.

:)

I’m pretty sure the moose in GW2 that will never find a mate is an analogy of sorts.

JustTrogdor.7892:

I’m pretty sure the moose in GW2 that will never find a mate is an analogy of sorts.

I’m sure the antlers play a part in this but I’m just not sure what.

At first I thought this was some PETA thing that had nothing to do with GW2 ._.

These maybe a variant of the moose population where the female has antlers like a male.
I suggest that the OP find the nearest moose and stick his head between the hind legs to check. You may have to do this to several of them. Come back and report to us when you have finished.

Astral Projections.7320:

These maybe a variant of the moose population where the female has antlers like a male.
I suggest that the OP find the nearest moose and stick his head between the hind legs to check. You may have to do this to several of them. Come back and report to us when you have finished.

Spoken like a true city slicker. As a kid us farm boys used to offer the city slickers 10$ to milk a certain “cow” and point them towards the bull. If you have to stick your head between its legs to figure out if it is male or female then a city slicker you must be. Any good farm kid could tell you from a mile away!

Does this mean the fauna of Tyria have authentic anatomy too?

I guess my Ranger with male wolf/dog and feline names did it wrong. None of them have any berries

Everyone knows what a male moose looks like. They’re the ones with the facial hair.