I was doing the Vexx’s Lab jumping puzzle, together with my guardian companion Miya. Then someone in map chat randomly commented that I am probably no poetry genius. Which instantly lead to much improv poetry regarding Miya’s frustrated attempts at this puzzle. I’m sure these annoying rhymes did not help her concentration one bit. I am such a meany.
So next time you are doing a jumping puzzle with someone you know, be sure to annoy the hell out of them with mocking improv poetry. Just be sure you are not anywhere near hot boiling lava when they catch up to you.
For your entertainment:
“Good Miya, so honest and fair. Should not have trespassed into Vexx’s Lair. She took one wrong step. Then took a long nap, in some hot lava, and was burned medium rare.”
“At first Miya was quite hesitant, and wished she was done. But then she met a lab assistant, and was back to square one.”
“Miya took off her belongings, to avoid repair fees. But never the less found a surprise, of 3000 degrees.”
