Guild Wars 2

Don’t be sour on your birthday, friends!

1. Create a guild called The Logans with the following requirements for membership: each member must play a male guardian that looks as much like Logan Thackeray as possible. Anyone with a year-old guardian and a Queen Jennah mini can obtain a handy makeover kit and participate right away! Others, sadly, must wait.

2. Once everylogan has been properly Loganized, The Logans will attend every big event and, just before its over, everylogan will announce in map chat, “I’LL SAVE YOU MY QUEEN!” and make a run at highest possible speed for the nearest zone portal.

3. After leaving the zone in which the event is taking place, everylogan will waypoint back to Divinity’s Reach, where they will bring out their Queen Jennah minis and run around Divinity’s Reach, forming a giant revolving circle so that it looks like each Logan is chasing a mini Queen Jennah. While running in this circle, everylogan should say things in local chat such as, “I’ll save you my queen!” and “Fastest shoeless queen ever!” and “I die each time I hear the sound: here he comes! That’s Jennah’s Clown!” and “Jennah, Jennah, yeah! Won’t you come along with me? Jennah, Jennah! HOOO! Jennah, Jennah!”

4. Enjoy the lemonade.

(To make the lemonade even more lemony there could be a complementary guild of Jennah lookalike mesmers with mini Logans called My Little Logan.)

do I get a free lemonade for reading this ?

:)

I think the OP should actually do this. I don’t think anyone else is crazy enough to bother.

Did you happen to notice the Queen, (or her doppelganger, should we say) had shoes on during her ‘speech’?