Guild Wars 2

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I’ve searched the forums for anything related to this NPC but found nothing, to my surprise.
Could you please either alter this NPC’s dialogue, relocate him so he’s not next to a spawn point/merchant or just plain delete it?
It is an incredibly annoying NPC.

I say delete all npcs with repetitive dialogue and replace them with volunteer player actors.

I volunteer to be all the Skritt.

You want annoying? Go to Rata Sum to craft near the cooking area. My god, they won’t shut up.

I have npc sound off and turn it on for the stories. They are all annoying after a while.

Meh. He’ll be in the LA internment camp soon enough.

You… you’re joking, right?

Zomaarwat.3912:

You… you’re joking, right?

If you’re talking to me then yes. If you’re talking to the OP then who knows?

The man is clearly in shock, possibly suffering from PTSD. Show some respect for your fellow soldiers!

But yeah, the kitten lines repeating every 10 seconds are annoying as hell.

zenleto.6179:

Zomaarwat.3912:

You… you’re joking, right?

If you’re talking to me then yes. If you’re talking to the OP then who knows?

It’s a divinity’s reach line, you hear every 0.003 seconds.

“I’ve got so much to do” NO YOU’RE NOT, YOU’RE JUST STANDING THERE
“I’m rich, you know” THEN WHY THE F ARE YOU A MERCHANT
“What a lovely day, think I’ll visit dwayna’s shrine today” THEN SHE MUST ANNOYED AS HELL WITH YOU BECAUSE APPARANTLY VISIT HER EVERY 2 MINUTES

Ayakaru.6583:

“I’m rich, you know”

THAT! That has to be the worst one in game for the creep factor. The OP’s one is certainly in need of “adjusting” too. I want to burn down the Grove right now just to shut that plant up.

Another one is, “I haven’t taken leave of my senses… blah blah blah” in Hoelbrak.

That NPC makes sure standing around semi afk is painful and encourages you to play or log out to give other people your slot on the map.

Working as intended.

I absolutely love the ambient dialog in the game. In Rata Sum one of the gate attendants is telling another about a joke she played on a human – “He totally bought it. He entered the gate holding up his pants”. I sometimes just loiter there until it comes around again. Also, the gate attendants in the Grove – “… you weirded out my golem!”

Asuran gate attendants must get really bored.

Okay the “I haven’t taken leave of my senses” lady IS annoyingly repetitive, but she’s announcing that a steam event is active.

Reminds me of crafting in DR early in the games life and all you would hear is dirty moaning noises. Hot…. I think they fixed this though.

Silalus.8760:

I say delete all npcs with repetitive dialogue and replace them with volunteer player actors.

I volunteer to be all the Skritt.

So we basically need paid RPers?

“Ran into an asura… Called me a bookah. I think she was hitting on me.”

Doggie.3184:

Silalus.8760:

I say delete all npcs with repetitive dialogue and replace them with volunteer player actors.

I volunteer to be all the Skritt.

So we basically need paid RPers?

I think that’s called an “actor”.